I heard the stars rejected your name

so I asked if I could have it instead (Pokemon IRL blog) (TW for unreality) mod: joysplosion

[roseberryboo]

Pokemon IRL Pinned Post

hey, it's rose. member of the scp squad and local spiderman. asks are open. if there's any hate towards one person or a group of people, take it somewhere else, I don't want to hear it. pelipper mail and pelipper style is on. (thanks for the new clothes btw) check out my squad. @pokeglitchden @made-this-blog-to-poke-my-rival @cooper-magnolia @ladyzee-oddityhunter

(ooc info under the cut)

I'm an adult mod, open for mostly casual roleplay but I will consider high stakes if you're a close friend.

This is a Pokemon IRL blog and, as such, the world of Pokemon will be referred to as if it is real. HEAVY unreality, block me if you do not vibe with unreality!

All tagging requests will be considered, as well as any requests for additional information in the pinned post.

TAGS: - roseberry yells at the void - Answered asks! - first person berryboo - Posts that are in character, but posts Roseberry wouldn't post themself. Essentially, museposting. - berrybooboo - In character vent posts. - pelipper mail - All mail posts. Reblogs included. - pelipper style - All style posts.

I have yet to write down the backstory for my muse in full, but I will put it in the OOC section once I am finished. (I wrote this paragraph all the way in the summer and I STILL didn't do this rip)

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

I’m frying up some boneless tofu for lunch today ✨

[pokeglitchden]

As opposed to...

Bone-in Tofu?

[roseberryboo]

zee i wouldnt mind trying your bone in tofu

[pokeglitchden]

Yo Simon, how's washing your hair work with the bits on your head and face?

Surprisingly that really isn't the hard part. With no hitbox there's nothing really there to get dirty, so I just kind of slip a shower cap over that part to keep water out and I'm good to go.

Now the part that's tricky... is the glasses.

They just kind of stayed on when I got bit, and I wasn't sure if they'd go back on if I took them off so I kind of just... haven't? I don't actually know how they stay on my face, so I've been keeping them on while I shower. It's a little tricky to wash my face around them, but I'm making due.

Thanks for the ask Anon!

[roseberryboo]

we're getting you a monocle

[pokeglitchden]

Pelipper mail!

A hateful orb

... I don't know how you did it Anon, but holding this does make me feel.. remarkably agitated.

I think I need to put this down.

[roseberryboo]

@suicunecontainprotect prepare the cement

[pokeglitchden]

🫵Otherkin

Er... well...

Maybe???

... I don't know it feels kind of nice to have a tail. Good counter balance. It's a little easier to walk.

I don't think that means anything! It's just practical!!

[roseberryboo]

do you need me to find you a counterbalance tail

[pokeglitchden]

I have five gallons of espresso (don't ask) and I'm heading to the lab this morning to investigate this modified Joltik that was found on T4ra.

We think this was what was used to force her to enter the void. A form of control manipulated via electrical shocks. I'm going to be conducting a more indepth analysis later today at the lab.

That said I'm taking a lot of precautions with this particular specimen. I had to pull it off two separate people yesterday due to its unique proclivity to latch to the neck and use electric shocks to prevent any attempts to remove it.

It also appears to have a radio transceiver. I'd like to investigate whether or not it's been listening in on us.. and where the thing might be broadcasting to.

I'll give updates as I learn more.

-Simon

[roseberryboo]

we will figure out what it is wrong with it

i am the superior bugs and i will win at being bug, which is normal to want and possible to achieve

[roseberryboo]

Did you ever cure Simon of Bonzi Buddy...

yea dont worry lmao i have him contained on a flashdrive. he hangs on my key shelf now as a trophy. i can deploy him at will

[roseberryboo]

@ladyzee-oddityhunter asked:

Rose darling! Hiiiii! Welcome back! How was college? Did you learn a lot? Do you feel wordly and wise now? 💖

hi zantho <33 college was awesome, i learned a lot of things that i think will help us in the future i can make my silly little gadgets more effective now

[pokeglitchden]

Manaphy. That's the pokemon they made her generate.

They have a Manaphy now.

Manaphy, Celebi and Rayquaza.

I still haven't figured out the link between them. Or what they're planning to DO with them?

All we know is that they're half way to whatever nebulous goal they're trying to achieve.

T4ra's back. And Zee's recovered. We still have everyone here and we're.. fine.

Well. Maybe not fine. But we're here. And that's about all one can ask of us here.

We're all still here.

[roseberryboo]

rosesauce

[pokeglitchden]

And Rose is back! Hi Rose!

Sorry that this is what you had to come back to.

[roseberryboo]

i think id take this over the johnny test episode of everyone turning into bloated zits

[pokeglitchden]

Ah.

And that's. A good thing right?

[roseberryboo]

yeah, i havent seen anyone turn into a zit yet if you do tho pls let me know

[pokeglitchden]

Manaphy. That's the pokemon they made her generate.

They have a Manaphy now.

Manaphy, Celebi and Rayquaza.

I still haven't figured out the link between them. Or what they're planning to DO with them?

All we know is that they're half way to whatever nebulous goal they're trying to achieve.

T4ra's back. And Zee's recovered. We still have everyone here and we're.. fine.

Well. Maybe not fine. But we're here. And that's about all one can ask of us here.

We're all still here.

[roseberryboo]

rosesauce

[pokeglitchden]

And Rose is back! Hi Rose!

Sorry that this is what you had to come back to.

[roseberryboo]

i think id take this over the johnny test episode of everyone turning into bloated zits

[pokeglitchden]

Manaphy. That's the pokemon they made her generate.

They have a Manaphy now.

Manaphy, Celebi and Rayquaza.

I still haven't figured out the link between them. Or what they're planning to DO with them?

All we know is that they're half way to whatever nebulous goal they're trying to achieve.

T4ra's back. And Zee's recovered. We still have everyone here and we're.. fine.

Well. Maybe not fine. But we're here. And that's about all one can ask of us here.

We're all still here.

[roseberryboo]

rosesauce

[pokeglitchden]

simon hows louis ( @roseberryboo )

Hi Rose!!

[Picture of Louis, a plush toy of a Bunger from the game Bugsnax, who is propped up next to an open book of notes] He's helping me with my studies! He's been a great study buddy so far.

[roseberryboo]

splendid enjoy your son

[ladyzee-oddityhunter]

[ it's a deep fried video of a Bugsnax trailer! ] do you liek bugsna x ( @roseberryboo )

Thank you for the ask! But. Rose darling… You know I don’t like bugs anything.

[roseberryboo]

bugs an x

[pokeglitchden]

hey what would a group of Missingno (or any other glitch Pokemon) be called? Would you just refer to it as a Flock, or are there more specific titles?

Oh! Actually I'm glad you asked! A group of Missingno is

I can be used to help you search the internet if you need help finding something! I can even tell jokes!

STOP

A count. A group of Missingno is known as a count. You know, a count of Missing number.... heh.

[roseberryboo]

simon why do you have bonzi buddy

[pokeglitchden]

I reblogged a chain and it was sent through a portal to me.

Honestly I didn't even know Rotumblr had a Bonzi Buddy extension...

Would you like to hear a joke? Where does a general keep his armies?

...

Rose I might need some help with this.

Up is sleevies!

[roseberryboo]

on it buddy

[pokeglitchden]

hey what would a group of Missingno (or any other glitch Pokemon) be called? Would you just refer to it as a Flock, or are there more specific titles?

Oh! Actually I'm glad you asked! A group of Missingno is

I can be used to help you search the internet if you need help finding something! I can even tell jokes!

STOP

A count. A group of Missingno is known as a count. You know, a count of Missing number.... heh.

[roseberryboo]

simon why do you have bonzi buddy

[roseberryboo]

HOOPA MAIL

A portal opens up in front of you, and a hand comes out of it, holding a box containing...

A Batman costume!

@ask-games-galore

oh my arc??? fuck yeah, some batman to my spiderman, love it

[ask-games-galore]

HOOPA MAIL Because we're doing everything from the 100 follower poll thing now

Until October 22nd 2024, midnight GMT, anyone who reblogs this will recieve LITERALLY ANYTHING, and by that I mean I'll pick something to send you.

It can be something useful, useless, a Deus Ex Machina for whatever problem you're in right now, or just a rabid Pachirisu with a butcher's knife. The possibilities are endless! Don't worry I won't try to (intentionally) harm you guys, I'll probably just pick what I think has the funniest outcome.

//OOC: If you don't have your askbox open or mentions turned on there's no way for me to send you the item and, unfortunately, your reblog will just be ignored. //Also if you reblog this from a non-rp blog I'll just send you the item based off of vibes.

[roseberryboo]

sure why not