Ooohhhh, Hellooo

I'm just a girl sitting here on tumblr trying not to cry.

[stressed-b]

[dailytxf]

THE X-FILES 3.17 "Pusher"

[ekaterin1701]

One of my favourite moments from one of my favourite episodes ❤️

[california-112]

They are emailing eachother

[no-context-discord-quotes]

this is a typo in a textbook written by the professor of this class, it cost me $105, i will be sharing with the world

[largishcat]

[mclennonyaoi]

you ever know someone and you think “god i love you. i wish we could’ve known eachother when we were carefree and 11. i wish we could’ve played together as kids”

[ihatethisgaywebsite-deactivated]

this tweet hasn't left my mind once in the two years since it's been posted

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[catchymemes]

[rylandgraces]

“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state

[eros-moonknight]

Okay I do not give a shit about this article at all but where did they get this picture of the skeleton wearing prescription pill armor

Like this is the coolest fucking thing I have seen in a while who made this

[modernbaseball]

Naming the female razor brand Venus is so personally offensive to me....you think Venus the goddess of love and sex and beauty was shaving her PUSSY? Go kill yourself

[were--ralph]

this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

[seongpinkhwa]

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

[lvgvcy-deactivated20260523]

over here giving the double hand dyson 4000💀

[kosmogrl]

[true-drew]

Every morning