i love death and dying

shitblgo

[radiojamming]

Your sailor nickname is [what color your shirt is] [your first pet’s name]. You are [phone battery percentage] years old. Your ship is the HMS [last thing you ate].

[rosebudmoss]

bro..... whats goin on in yr life that yr getting into fist fights at 1am on a tuesday...........

bro chill its just kale

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

why can’t it be friday yet 😞

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

TOMORROW IS CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY ‼️‼️

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

IT’S CHICAGO QUIZNOS COYOTE FRIDAY

[youngalientype]

I'm out picking my own raspberries and...

[rosebudmoss]

me trying to hear anything the cr*tical r*le cast is saying

[poppywho]

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

go crazy aaaaaaaaaaaaa

go stupid aaaaaaaaaa

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[rosebudmoss]

did t*mblr collectively just like......... forget............ that t*rfs aren't the only t*ansp*obes out there?

[cornmaize]

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

[durbikins]

[rosebudmoss]

hi everyone today i took my regular dose of pr*zac and 10mg of ad*eral so today i have scrubbed the kitchen counters, swept, two dishwasher loads, two sink fulls of hand washing and folded two loads of laundry.

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[englishreformationsuggestions]

your english reformation name:

girl : ‘anne’ or ‘catherine’ + the last thing you bought with ‘shire’ at the end

boy : ‘henry’ or ‘thomas’ + the last thing you ate with ‘sbury’ at the end

[snowdayinthearchives]

Catherine Transitpassshire really rolls off the tongue and I’ll respond to nothing less

[rosebudmoss]

it's sunday at 4:56am, there is an obscuring fog.

i check u/ber for a ride, there are no cars available for me. i check l/yft for a ride, this is a busy time right now and the ride will cost extra.

[cowboysuggest]

find a new niche of youtube videos and maybe youll feel better

[cowboysuggest]

everyone reblogging or replying to this with their current / fave youtube niches… i love you!

[rosebudmoss]

hey fuck you, buddy

[rosebudmoss]