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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

So, you ready to go?

Ready!

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Or hopefully they do…

And we can convince them to dig their own graves.

Now we’re talking!

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

Deal.

Fangs and eyes fair game? And if they confuse us with vampires we can break another bone?

Oh, absolutely.

I love watching drunk men thinking we’re vampires. Hopefully, none of these want us to turn them...

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

Morons.

I wonder how long it will take for me to have to scare the literal piss out of them.

First one to make a guy piss himself or cry gets twenty bucks?

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

Good idea.

I love it.

Although, maybe trade the books for a pack of cigarettes. You know, to show off your bad side.

Good idea. Idiots do love the good girl gone bad angle.

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How dare he.

Because they are oh so stupid.

Agreed. Oh, I have just the thing!

What do you think? Cardigan or no cardigan?

Perfect! Hmm, cardigan, but then toss it halfway though to really rile them up.

What do you think of this outfit?

Too over the top? Or perfectly playing to all of their pathetic fantasies?

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

Oh, or just got dumped girl looking for a revenge rebound…

It’s so easy to play into their fantasies.

I think the party girl might call her “ex” in tears, then be looking for a pair of big, strong arms to fall into when he ignores her call...

Oh, why are meathead douchebags so easy?

Let’s see, I’m thinking, tight black dress and boots for this particular adventure?

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

I think I’ll go with… disappointed girl who just got stood up.

She hasn’t come out in a while.

Oh no, poor girl! And you know, wild party girl can easily become wounded girl who just got dumped...

All of whom these absolute morons are sure to want to swoop down on. Right before they find out that their misogynistic daydreams are actually feminist nightmares.

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Ooh, playing with them sounds fun.

I hope one of them plays football. I love a good snap of a wrist that reminds them of how terrible they are for weeks.

Let’s go show them what we nightmares are made of. What tactic are you bringing out tonight?

Doesn’t it? I hope so, too. There’s nothing quite like it.

Hmm, I’m thinking, wild party girl.

What about you?

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thethunder-afterthelightning‌:

One of my favorite past-times. Let’s go!

I haven’t been downtown much lately. Any new cliques I need to watch for?

There seems to be a whole subsect of frat bros who are all glad some innocent woman was killed on a show about dragons, or something? I’m not sure of the details, only that they somehow manage to be sexist pigs and unbearable dull, all at the same time.