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incorrect-bandori-quotes all ships are welcome within the bandori fandom i am likely to post some stuff you may not like

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me listening to foreign music and not understanding a single word of it

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Honestly, yeah

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Made some half-assed memes 🌠 Idk if anyone has done this with the gals but imma carry on

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Aya: [sobbing]

Chisato: What are you crying for this time?

Aya: The eraser broke off the pencil

Chisato: Get a new pencil?

Aya: And leave this one without an eraser? No, are you that heartless??

Chisato: I-

Chisato:

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Pairing 2~ Hachi prompt #2

Tv: "Hachi, my friend, Parker is never coming home. But if Hachiko wants to wait, then Hachiko should wait. You want to wait for him, don't you? Have a long life, Hachi."

Sayo:

Chisato:

Both: [intense crying]

~2 hrs later~

Chisato: We really need to stop watching that every Monday. It only makes our week shittier.

Sayo: Agreed.

Chisato:

Chisato: .. Wanna watch it again?

Sayo: Yes, let's go.

Chisato: I got the tissues.

Sayo: I got the snacks.

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Dear people that send hate to Bandori seiyuus,

Stop. Take some deep breaths. And if that doesn't

work, get a fucking life, and stop harassing these

women who give it their all for this fandom.

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Yukina: I will put my A down to make "A".

Lisa: I will add to your "A" to make "AT".

Ako: I will add on to your "AT" to make "RAT".

Rinko: I will add on to your "RAT" to make "BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC".

Sayo: [flips the board]

{there is no way this is original but fuck you}

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{{Just Dance pt. 1}}

Rinko: E-eh?

Lisa: Something wrong?

Rinko: There's loud music coming from Hikawa-sans room..

Lisa: Aha~ Sayo always has music playing.

Rinko: Yes, but.. It's not her.. usual genre.

Lisa: Oh?

Both: [Put their ears on the door]

Lisa: Is-is that pop?

Rinko: Sounds like it.

Lisa: Let's see what's going on?

Rinko: But Hikawa-san.. values her privacy.

Lisa: It's okay, I'll take whatever she has to throw.

Lisa, opening the door: Sayo? Are you al-

Lisa:

Rinko: Is she dancing?

Sayo, turns around: [stops dancing] It's not what it looks like!

Lisa, laughing: Didn't take you for a dancer. And pop? Seriously?

Rinko: Am.. am I dreaming?

Sayo: No- Just get out, please. And don't tell anyone.

Lisa, holding her fingers crossed: Okay, Sayo!

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[Minecraft Monday]

Sayo: WHO THE FUCK BLEW UP MY MANSION?!!

Yukina: Good. It brought shame to my palace.

Sayo: Minato-san, you literally are in a dirt house right now.

Lisa, panicking: Don't tell her that!

Yukina: Bit-

Sayo: Whatever. Who did it?

Ako, visibly sweating: I- I did it, Sayo-san..

Sayo:

Sayo: 3..

Ako: Huh?

Sayo: 2..

Ako: Oh shit, it's a count down!

Rinko: Hikawa-san?

Sayo: 1..

Lisa: Oh shit, run, Ako, run!

Sayo: 0..

Everyone:

Ako, shaking: Sa.. Sayo-san?

Sayo, smiling: Let's continue the game, yes?

Lisa: I thought you were a goner.

Ako: I thought so, too..

~five minutes later~

Ako:

Ako: WHO IN FUCK'S NAME BLEW UP MY FORTRESS!!!?

Sayo: This is what happens when you destroy my shit.

Yukina: Damn. You said 2 curses today.

Rinko: I mean... She had her mansion destroyed.

Ako: [unplugs all PCs in anger]

Sayo: Oh, fuck you-

Yukina & Rinko: Bruh.

Lisa, panicking: Let's go to bed, yes?

{Sayo locked Ako in a closet with bell peppers for an hour}

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*Dildo hits the windshield*

Ako: What's that?

Sayo: What the fuck-

Yukina: It's Lisa's dil-

Lisa: Nothing, Ako, just a bug.

Ako: Sure had a big dick though!

Rinko: Oh my god.

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Sayo, posing with cat ears: Why did you come to me for this again?

Yukina, holding a camera: Lisa is working.

Sayo: Why not Shirokane-san or Udagawa-san?

Yukina: Because they're not either of my two girlfriends. Plus, you look hot sporting cat ears.

Sayo, blushing: I-

Yukina: You what?

Sayo:

Sayo: I hate you.

Yukina: No, you don't.

Sayo: ... I don't.

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Pair 1~~~

Tomoe, walking down the stairs: Sayo-san? Are you down here-

Sayo, crying: Hachi... *Sniff*

Tomoe: I thought I said not to watch Hachi?

Sayo: But.. but he doesn't understand what happened to.. [starts crying again]

Tomoe, holding Sayo: There, there, it's okay.

Tomoe: It's just a mov-

Sayo: [stops crying] Don't you dare finish that sentence.

Tomoe: Well your mood certainly changed.

Sayo:

Tomoe: ... Want a hug?

Sayo: Yes, please..

|and they hug on the couch as the credits roll through|

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Hina: So what was that about?

Sayo: Absolutely nothing.

Hina:

Hina: Chisato?

Chisato: She's a dog.

Hina: You've said that but-

Chisato: In bed.

Hina:

Sayo:

Chisato:

Sayo: Yeah, I am going home.

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I have this HC where both Tomoe and Sayo take mma lessons

And Tomoe challenges Sayo every Monday, only to get her ass handed to her, and the rest of her week is shit-

..i'm making this into a fic

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Lisa: Did it hurt?

Sayo, annoyed: When I fell from heaven-

Lisa: When you fell out the fridge?

Sayo:

Sayo: Wha-

Lisa: ... Cause you're a snack.

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Sayo: Siberian Husky.

Chisato: Pomeranian.

Sayo: Great Dane.

Chisato: Border Collie.

Sayo: Labrador Retriever.

Hina: What are you two doin'?

Sayo: Listening dog breeds.

Sayo: Your move, Shirasagi-san.

Chisato:

Chisato: Sayo-chan.

Sayo: Wait... that isn't a dog bre- oh..

Hina: Ha, gaaay!