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lemonade • he/him • 25 • fruit salad • i have a phobia of snakes so if you're reading this and i follow you pls tag your snakes it would mean a lot to me • transmeds/truscum, terfs, swerfs, pedophiles, homophobes, transphobes, acephobes, antisemites, racists fuck outta here

[thedankmemes]

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[lonely-boiii]

that's only one mice?

[mousegirlheart]

[juliagirlfail]

@worlds-smallest-epsilon

[heirtocragflame]

Minecraft if it was cool

[kirinda-ondo]

@toobadchadlytime

[partypronoun]

that’s a really interesting interpretation of this character. i actually hadn’t seen it that way before. unfortunately you are wrong and stupid but i think it’s great that you tried.

[dogdayafternoon1975-deactivated]

this is why i have not seen a single youtube video in the godfather

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[shiggybruh]

[kirinda-ondo]

@rosemarylemonades

[scramratz]

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[lakesbian]

saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

[lakesbian]

Moved my legs in an attempt to ease into abandoning them and now there is a small apple head on my foot instead.

[lakesbian]

second cat showed up literally right as the food arrived just fuck my entire life

[draconym]

lol apparently I taught my parrot that "are you okay?" "yeah, thanks" is a call-and-response phrase and now if you answer with anything other than "yeah, thanks" he gets upset and keeps asking it an attempt to get you to say the "right" answer.

[todaysbird]

having a bad day? you do NOT pass the bird-manufactured vibe check

[luisonte]

Si hombre pero que dise tu

[fireduende]

[calolily-deactivated20260327]

Sanguine angel

[astarionancuntnin]

my moral compass leaves my body whenever he speaks

astarion + text posts (part 31)

[staticcolour]

[hekuuu]

how it started and how it’s going

[saprotrophix]