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luisonte

ceevee5

For the love of God, sound on.

myrandomstuffpage

Ma! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

do-what-the-knight-tells-you

Transcript:

Holy fuckin shit!

MA! Ma come outside! There’s a fuckin moose or a buffalo or some shit they’re fight-

*car beeps/yeets off screen*

Where the fuck are you goin!?

MA!

‘oly shit!

This is some fuckin national geographic shit MA CALL THE FUCKING COPS OR THE ASPCA!

THERE’S ANIMALS FIGHTIN IN THE FRONT LAWN!

Oh shit!

yesteryearads

“14 Franks For a 14 Year Old Boy? (Say There, Young Fellow, Let’s Go Divvies!)”

Swifts Premium Franks

catwithbenefits

jaubaius

Creative & DIY

femur-theif

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

probablyasocialecologist

itsthevioletqueen

valtsv

oh, so it's "do what makes you happy" until i start crawling on people's rooftops dressed as a gargoyle and shrieking, then suddenly it's "not a useful skill" and "illegal", i see how it is

valtsv

you all call batman a "hero" for "saving the city" when he dresses up as a bat and does rooftop parkour, but when gargoyle girl does the same suddenly it's "disturbing the peace"? i'm so sick of your double standards. i'm going to become a supervillain.

valtsv

vvdotcom

kwerkykat

This got about 1000% better when I turned the sound on

ok-dingo

thought this was GTA V for like a full ten seconds

everythingfox

“Meet our puppy Mochi. He’s 12 weeks old today!”

(Source)

intj-confessions

honestly worth the wait

felixcolgrave

My name is also Felix and I am an aspiring animator too. Got any tips for other animators named Felix?

Don’t touch me or we will both explode

clungedestroyer

i hope this email doesnt find you

ailment-remade-deactivated20210

god help you if this email finds you

sillymedoingsillythings

If this email finds you, so can I.

wet-monsoon

i remember being 7 and losing my shit over this stupid ass scene………… zim truly was prime comedy

spinji

I actually had a theory because of this episode that any technology made for Irk by conqured vortians technically works but has glaring flaws like this that most wouldn’t notice at first glance. A subtle ‘fuck you’ to the empire if you will.

sexhaver

the LAPD is having a town hall and getting fucking eviscerated

somewillwin

I want to see the responseeee!!! Omg that whole comment was amazing

sexhaver

there’s no response. the livestream was just 8 hours of people calling in and fucking laying into them for 2 minutes at a time (later lowered to 1 minute, then 30 seconds) and them sitting there and taking it in silence

#blm #black lives matter

zellah7

bye i love this

landunderthewave

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing] Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm. Woman 1: *joins in* Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

kuueater

roseverdict

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

oddberryshortcake

Zim’s ‘parent’ voice

dana-chan325

“Gir…..”

“Yes master?????? owo”

(Sidenote: Zim tells him to find “home” GIR points out irk, then GIR tells him no, and then later keeps referring to the base as “home” ;w; ………I’m weak.)