What Your BNHA Ship Says About You
DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL A JOKE. I WAS PROBABLY THE MEANEST TO MY OWN OTP. I JUST PUT DOWN WHATEVER FIRST CAME TO MY HEAD AND I THOUGHT WAS FUNNY.
Bakudeku: probably a competitive person, prob put the most random shit in sandwiches just bc u can
Tododeku: prob had an emo phase, prob sleeps with six pillows bc ur a huge ass softie
Izuocha: also has six pillows bc youâre soft but instead of being emo look you at recipes on pinterest w/o committing
Kamijirou/Todomomo/ Tsuchako: ur probably a bisexual
Todomomo pt 2: prob know how to play the piano or some other elegant shit
Todobaku: you.are.gay. You probably wanted the two guys to end up dating each other in fruits basket
Momojirou: prob a lesbian, have probably said you wanted both characters to step on you at some point
Kachako: likes âsweet and saltyâ food, ur also prob very competitive, cute but deadly
Bakumomo: probably wanted naruto to end up with sakura, enjoys to intimidate people
Tsuchako pt 2: says kawaii unironically, looks soft but will roast a bitch
Kirideku: you just want a reason to smile, too good for this world
Midotsuyu: aesthetic and color scheme is detrimental to picking your ships, donât want to ship a main ship but donât want to ship something too unrealistic either
Bakushima: a thottie for bromances, friends to lovers is the trope that keeps you from ending it all
Todoocha: prob likes fantasy esc romances, also probs reads a lot of shoujo
Inatodo: gurren laggan is probably one of your fav anime
Bakukami: u wanna have good time. either youâre a thot or youâre in love with a thot
Kamishima: a moronsexual: pokemon edition
Kirimina/Ochamina: you either give intense pep talks or you badly want someone to give you a intense pep talk
Iidaocha: ur just an intellectual tbh, you prob donât like how predictable izuocha is and went with the next practical ship
Ojitooru: a multishipper but like to keep things realistic
Iideku/Todoiida: so back to the six pillow thingâŚ, you either have a perfect sleep schedule or you have no reasonable concept of time, do you know what social cues are?
Dekumina: apparently you exist? odds are people tell you to slow/calm down on a daily basis. very much energy
HotWings: i think ur just boredâŚand an edgelord
Toshinko: ur prob an optimist or idealistâŚalso prob a izuku stan
Todoiideku: ur honestly the softest nerd out there- you need six pillows PLUS like three comforters. u have probably been in love with a pisces or libra at some point
Momokamijirou: you canât pick between kamijirou and momojirou bc u love both of them vv much. prob a jirou stan
Bakukamijirou: i donât think u actually exist- but you should
Bakutododeku: thereâs no way you are ever anything other than the chaotic section in alignment charts
Any ship with Dabi/Hawks: your the dumb fuck that wears leather jackets in the summerÂ
Any ship with toga: idk thereâs just something wrong with u
Todokami: you rarepair foolâŚu have good shipping tasteâŚbut at what cost?
@ all the ships and the entire fandom: weâre all just whores for the opposites attract trope at the end of the day.
I might add more at some point. iâll try and add some ot3âs later. Most of these are probably inaccurate
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