je suis une fake bitch

i s2g stay away from me

[lovecon]

[tswift]

request for you to not be a bitch

request denied

[theaudacityofswope]

[thebootydiaries]

[rarebritney]

i really just keep getting prettier it’s kind of alarming like in a couple years it will probably be impossible to look directly at me I will be so pretty

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[liquidstar]

currently drinking juice with my custom krazy straw that says “bitch” while wearing comically large sunglasses and i think im finding my true self rn tbh

[liquidstar]

[tabbythekouhai-deactivated20201]

How long must you suck in order for you to finally get the juice?

[liquidstar]

not gonna lie it takes a few seconds but whats the point of being a bitch if im not gonna be over the top

[bluelightsonblackgirls]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BusG8gcFXpk/

[denmarknt]

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*

[residentevil2-deactivated201603]

friend: wyd

me: studying

friend: let’s gossip

me: 

[velvetrotten]

[prasejeebus]

Me: Drama….? I don’t know her. I stay away from unnecessary problems. 

Me: sees an opportunity to be petty

Me: 

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

im a flirting machine with no off button

[curseworm]

hubris will be your downfall

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

kind of sexy of you to say that

[theclassylion-deactivated202102]

[thebishopsknifetrick-deactivate]

no offense but like… why are people obsessed with king kong and godzilla

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

Big

[stonecrusherproductions]

Loud

[mekagojira3k-deactivated2017120]

Handsome

[biteythevillain]

*finishes suckin a dick **crushes it against my forehead like a beer can

[auriezvous-deactivated20190324]

kink: the fear in a man’s eyes when he knows ur about to hurt him