[floralls]

Watzmann, Germany by Lennart Pagel

[lubricates]

tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol

tourist: oh you think you're clever???

new yorker: what

tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness

new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor

tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself

the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

[andywarnercomics]

In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

[true-me-snafu]

Emmitt and the Columbarium.

[peachisty]

may the universe be softer and kinder to us this september

[xohighglo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaVTuqyDftq/

[tkkatherineblog]

[kaleighbytheway]

The very excited blonde lady owns the resort where this is taken. She’s super excited because this is the closest they’ve ever come in before. Everyone else is less excited because this was taken crack of dawn; when blonde lady realized how close the whales were coming, she ran around waking everybody up to see it.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

[eclaire89]

Whoop there it is

[i-will-follow-the-sun]

Meet the dog who plays Cheddar on 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine'

Stewart, the 11-year old corgi, is a fan of food, not work

Greatest article I’ve ever read.

[the99noice-deactivated20190110]

i wouldn’t want to meet anyone else

[redwinerozanova]

[jedijenkins]

THE GOODEST COMEDIAN

[sseoulful]

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[synqra]

[ten]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BiBIUxihkmh/

[khizhina]

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bh3axwQgIH7/?

[sunbathe]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhDGfEgFEDj/

[sekaistudies]

I want to chill but I also want to learn 5 languages

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

A reminder that all the best people were once beginners. If you want to become really good at something, keep practicing even when you don’t see progress immediately. You can’t see it, but you’re improving a little bit every time you practice. Keep going and one day you’ll be amazing at it.

[wrnbrn]