Some Interactions I Think Nico Would Have Had If Bianca Hadnāt Died
Based on this post by @yonemurishiroku on how Nico would still have been that bubbly, cheerful little kid if he hadnāt lost her.
Nico, looking at Percyās infected wound: *Tone delighted* Itās green!
Percy: I know, Nico.
Nico: Thatās my favourite colour :D
Percy, gritting his teeth: Thatās great, Nico.
Nico, while brutally murdering a Titan: Aww man, youāre not nearly as strong as my cards made you out to be :(
Percy: The last time I asked Mr. D for anything he threatened to turn me into a dolphin! Face it, he hates us.
Nico: He likes me though :))
Percy, sarcastically: Gee, you think he likes you enough to ease up on us just a tad?
Nico: Iāll go ask! :D *Runs off*
*Five Minutes Later*
Nico, coming back: He said no but I brought you a blueberry muffin from the dining hall to make you feel better :)
Percy, taking it: Gee, thanks. š
Bianca, as she and Nico run from a monster: Who the hell is this?! *Shoots arrows at it*
Nico: I donāt know!! *Frantically looks through cards* Uhhh, a Laestrygonian? A Hekatonkheire, maybe?
Monster: I! Am! Porphyrion!!! I was created to be Zeusā replacement, born to destroy the lord of the sky! I shall take his throne. I shall take his wife- or, if she will not have me, I will let the Earth consume her life force!
Nico: Well fudge, you donāt look anything like your card! :(
Bianca: Language!
Nico, miserably: I spent so long not knowing my mother and father, or what happened to them, and now I find my mom is long dead and my own dad hates me :((
Percy, sympathetically: ā¦ Heh. Godly parents. Theyāre the worst, right?
*Thunder booms and lightning flashes somewhere in the background*
Nico, looking up at him in mild shock: Huh?
Percy: Canāt live with āem, canāt live without āem because they insist on asserting just how āimportantā they think are and think that everything else must revolve around them somehow.
*Another flash of lightning, this time much closer*
Nico, trying not to laugh: Iā¦ Iām pretty sure youāre not allowed to say thatā¦
Percy: Who cares? Listen Nico, forget about what your dad thinks. No one here has a good relationship with their parents, so we look out for each other instead. *Bumps Nicoās shoulder* Youāre one of us now, and for the record, I think youāre pretty cool.
Nico:
Nico, in awe and blushing slightly: Thanks, Percyā¦
Nico, diving behind Annabeth out of the blue: Whoās that?
Annabeth, confused: ā¦ Will Solace? Heās from the Apollo Cabinā¦ *Smiles down at Nico, still hiding behind her* Donāt worry, heās friendly. Wanna go say hi?
Nico: *Eyes widen* I donātā¦ Iām not good at first impressions. *Shifts awkwardly* Heāll probably think Iām weird.
Annabeth, looking down at him fondly: You wanna know a secret? *Leans down to whisper in his ear* Will is just as much a dork as you are. Iām sure you two would get along great.
Nico: ā¦ Iāll seeā¦
Will: *Spots Nico and smiles, waving*
Nico: *Freaks and hides behind Annabeth again*
Will, confused:
Annabeth: *Waves and tries not to laugh*
Nico, upon finding Hazel: Oh my Gods, this is so great. I always wanted a little sister! :D Wait till I tell Bianca-
Percy, barging into The Big House: Yo, Mr. D, weāre- what the fuck?!
Dionysus, playing cards with Nico: *Tone annoyed* What is it now, boy?
Nico: Weāre playing Mythomagic together! After this, Mr. D promised to teach me Pinochle. *Puts down card* I win again.
Dionysus: What?! How?!
Nico: My Ares has a higher attack point average than your Demeter card! So I win :)
Dionysus, mumbling angrily: Curses.
Percy, knowing full well Dionysus would smite literally anyone else if they talked to him like that: *Gawks*
Dionysus, stepping into the dining hall: What are you all doing out of your cabins so late at night?
Percy:
Connor:
Travis:
Will:
Nico:
Nico: Weāre summoning a ghost :D
Will: *Elbows him*
Nico: Ow! *Rubs at his arm* What did you do that for?!
Dionysus:
Dionysus: I see. Well, carry on. And donāt die. If I have to do paperwork for you ungrateful little mortals one more time so help me, Gods. *Walks off like he didnāt see anything*
Nico, as everyone turns towards him in shock: What?
Percy: We need a ride.
Nico: I got this! :D *Chants ominously, eyes glowing as he raises his hands to the sky*
*A limousine unearths from the ground, the driverās seat window rolling down to reveal a zombie*
Annabeth, Percy and Grover: *Gawk*
Percy, eventually managing to pick up his jaw: Youā¦ you have a zombie chauffer?
Nico: Neat, right? :D
Nico, frantically outrunning danger: I canāt die, Bianca will kill me, then resurrect me, and then kill me again!
