I fucking lovvveee wing womening for my guy friends at the bars but one time I went up to this girl to try to tell her my friend was interested and she turned around and went “you’re beautiful! Do you like girls?” And without hesitation I went “of course! Want to make out?” And then we full on made out on the dance floor like she fucking pushed me against the wall and all like I think my dress was up and everything … and then she asked me if I wanted to go with her to the bathroom and we did…..
Maybe I’m not the best wing women now that I think about it…..
But whatever… obviously she didn’t swing that way anyway so no harm done really.
I still think about her…she told me her name but i forgot it:(