Pizza Queen

Sarah - 31 - lesbian?? - trans - She/her, it/its - kupo???

[yellow-cat]

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

[neoitem]

[roscolux]

need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now

[wizardarchetypes]

i wish mosquitos didn't make you itchy and give you horribly infectious diseases. i wouldn't begrudge them a humble nibble were it not so

[woolay-archives-blog]

I feel uneasy

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

these pictures are so loose and lacking in detail that it’s making my brain force images onto them that aren’t actually there

[klapollo]

is that wrinkly kong

[k3vxz93pfd28bdw0s2]

ok these are all quite certainly this exact picture of wrinkly kong. why

[woolay-archives-blog]

forget what you saw

[ilovemywife103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[rosey-moogle]

SPACE OOMFIE!!!!

[slutdge]

girl youre not better than everyone just because you dont use tiktok

yes i am

[xtec]

"you're just fucking the hints guy for hints"

-guy who's fucking the save guy for saves

[urmumsbriskit]

Am I missing extremely important context

[xtec]

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[lesbianeo]

mutuals, you can pick me up to put me in your inventory

[catchymemes]

[kosmogrl]

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[therobotmonster]

[biteybeast]

@seymourworld