art or something

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In what universe is this an appropriate tree ornament?

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people discovering the weird star trek christmas tree ornaments is my favourite holliday tradition

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Oh man 

These are pure gold 

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you used to call me on my landline~ 

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I don’t think you people understand

JUST

HOW

MANY

LOOSE

BILL 

SKETCHES

I HAVE

JUST

TAKING

UP

SPACE

ON

MY

PHONE

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"Nooooooooooooo!" Dave shouts, holding the syllable too long, if only to drown out the hideous crunching sound of the zombies breaking through your skull. 

He'd tried. He really had. He'd given you helpful advice and sold you highly destructive plants, like a good neighbor should. 

But it was all for naught. 

At the very least, you won't become one of them. Your head has been too heavily damaged to be a functional member of the undead. 

Dave reaches an arm over the fence helplessly as the zombie horde loses interest in your lifeless body and moves on. 

"It would be unwise to leave your property unprotected, User Dave." Penny states. 

Dave turns to the vehicle, mind made up. "Penny." He says, unusually solemn. "We're going back."

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today on Things Nobody Asked For: Mario in levitons

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nom

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a beautiful butterfly in her cocoon 

My boyfriend turned me into Starco trash. Are you happy, Nick? ART THOU HAPPY WITH WHAT THOU HATH WROUGHT?!

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thirst.mp4

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Today’s Lesbian of the day is: Mabel Pines from Gravity Falls!

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@lesbiancharacteroftheday: I don’t want to crap on representation here, but…. she’s really not. I mean, for one thing, she’s 12, so it’s sorta meaningless; for another, she’s crazy about guys.

Allow me to share some of my favorites:

Mabel: I rigged it!

Mabel: My name’s Mabel. But you can call me the girl of your dreams. I’m JOKING!

Mabel: Ohmygosh, you like turtles? I like turtles too! What is happening here?

Mabel: Take me with you…

And that’s all from the very first episode. Not even counting her relationships with a bunch of gnomes, an entire boy band, a puppet fetishist, and a merman. How do you get lesbian out of that?

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How do you get lesbian out of that? Easily.

It is incredibly rare for a twelve year old to consider the possibility that they are anything other than straight. And even if they do, denial is a powerful thing.

Not to mention many young girls have a tendency  to tie their ability to get a boyfriend to their self worth. 

And it’s easy to mistake a squish for a crush.

Even if she does like guys, “lesbian” usually refers to a gal’s sexual preference, so her romantic orientation may or may not include guys. It’s a case by case basis.

Mabel’s orientation has never been stated in canon, and there’s nothing in canon that directly contradicts it, so lesbian Mabel headcanons are fair game.

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Your sister is too clingy, Dipper, also stay with me in Gravity Falls forever.

Stanford Pines