[currysideplate]

Just making use of my free will

Inspo🖼:The Meeting on the Turret Stairs

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at

[charl0ttan]

its called a cd because it stands for compact disc

[shadowblade8192]

its called a dvd because it stands for digital versatile disc

[sourcreammachine]

it’s called a blu ray because it stands for blue ray

[creepymutelilbugger]

it’s called a cassette because that’s what it’s called

[ysengrm]

Niagara Falls, 1970s.

[colonellickburger]

Dave Jordano. Joey’s Meatcutter’s Inn, Eastside, Detroit, Michigan, 2017

[paper-mario-wiki]

[lindleland]

it's fucked up to me that i could, hypothetically, get someone pregnant. that doesn't sound right. i'm not even sure why that doesn't sound right but it doesn't.

[lindleland]

is this a gender thing? is this because despite being in my mid-30s with a failing body i still do not truly feel like an adult? or is it simply because of the sheer improbability of someone letting me creampie them unprotected? who knows

[wirebrother]

Drawings of overhead trolley bus wires

by Martial Richoz (Swiss, b.1963)

[ka-waltz]

ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

[patientno7]

Someone laid a perfectly smooth pristine egg in the middle of the moshpit tonight and we just kept circling it

[forsapphics]

Black Lesbian History ✊🏿⚢🪧🗣️📢💥👩🏿‍❤️‍👩🏿

[heartpdf]

LESBIANISM!!!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[vintageslideshow]

Grandma is showing you her bush.

[animentality]

[sylestial]

[charl0ttan]

dude why is your cutie mark a cigarette burn & we arent horses

[excitementshewrote]