Dramophone

Rosaline "Rosie" Danvers. 24. Pleasure's my Business. Dressed in nothing but silk underwear. Get your feeling under spell. Come and taste as sweet as can be.

[thaismernick]

"You’re kidding me, right?"

[rosiedanvers]

"Actually- no. It's terribly hot outside today and heatstroke isn't to be taken lightly, might there be any reason in particular why you're wearing that scarf?"

[morganalexanders-deactivated201]

Right. So...

If my client is actually batshit, can I just throw this whole trial and call it a day?

[rosiedanvers]

I'd say it depends- exactly how batshit are we talking, here?

[bassicfordrhee-blog]

  Oh, uh, nah… You can keep your money. You might need it some time. Besides, doing good things because it’s right and not because there’s a reward should be the norm, you know?

[rosiedanvers]

I am a woman of my word, though if you really to prefer, I can deter from it this one time. 

But those values of yours are quite admirable- I can only imagine what things would be like if everyone had those kinds of principles.

[stagrisingfromashes-deactivated]

  "And it’s usually never like this.” Beck hiked the little girl up on his hip slightly, and she made a small snuffling sound as she slept. “And Lexi was so excited to go to the park.”

[rosiedanvers]

Noticing the sleeping toddler in the man's arms, a further compassion was brought out in Rosie. "That's a shame, though, if it's any help, I spotted two-dollar umbrellas at the convenience store down the block."

[nirvanamariewes]

  'Ohh… There are so many good songs by them, but my favorite album is Folie a Deux. Like every song is like me, you get what I'm saying?”

[rosiedanvers]

"I'll admit- that's a very good choice. Regarding the tattoo, you could consider getting the album art- of the boy in the bear-suit with the bear on his shoulders. Or perhaps any favorite lyrics in a font you like?"

[jtheograham-blog]

  Well it seemed well worth to give it a try. Oh yeah, no problem.

Jarred Theodore, but I just go by Theo. S’nice to meet you, Rosie. I’m guessing you’re pretty familiar with Hale if you’re a fan of the clearance? 

[rosiedanvers]

Nice to meet you as well, Theo. And yes, I'm rather familiar- not a native, though. I moved from Arizona a couple years back.

[tysonhart]

  Well look at you. You’re such a nice lady. 

[rosiedanvers]

I do try to be.

Oh goodness, I'm afraid we skipped introduction- I'm Rosie, if you care to know. It's nice to meet you, though may I ask who you are?

[tysonhart]

  I was just fuckin’ with you lady. This is definitely not that big of a deal. Damn. Anyway, did you check that place? You know that place.

[rosiedanvers]

I'm just a very literal person I suppose. And Vinyl Souls? I did, and while one of the employees did offer to look, I'd like to take another look around- save them the trouble and such.

[jtheograham-blog]

  Well, I’ll take your word for it and go right now. Thanks uh - Oh. I didn’t catch your name? I’d probably be bad to call you phone girl.

[rosiedanvers]

Glad to hear you're willing to check it out. And it would- thank you for your consideration. My name's Rosie Danvers, and who might you be?

[stagrisingfromashes-deactivated]

One day off, and of course it’s raining cats and dogs.

[rosiedanvers]

[sighs softly, before turning to offer the stranger a reply] I like to think I've gotten used to the weather here, though, I'm always brought down to see it like this outside on a summer's day.

[nirvanamariewes]

"I really want to get another tattoo, and I think I want it to be a Fall Out Boy tattoo, but I don’t know what to get…"

[rosiedanvers]

"I'm not all that savvy when it comes to tattoos, though I think I've got a pretty good knowledge of Fall Out Boy. Do you have a favorite album or particular song you really enjoy by them?"

[jtheograham-blog]

  Yeah, honestly it’s totally good. But I mean, if you’re really insistent, about it, I’m totally up for some music suggestions. 

[rosiedanvers]

I am, though if you're really insistent, I suppose I could offer a couple suggestions. [she laughed amicably for a moment before nodding] Well firstly, the discount shelf in the back of the store is terribly underrated- if you're ever feeling daring, I suggest you pick something random you might like and see how you feel about it. I've certainly found a couple of gems there.

[tysonhart]

  Who are you to be a narcissist?

[rosiedanvers]

The statement was hypothetical, I was going along with your view of modern society, as well as what appears to be your view of myself. [before arguing the point further, Rosie sighs apologetically, shaking her head] I don't wish to argue, and I'm truly sorry if I said something to offend you. You have my sincere apology- I'd just like to find my phone.

[tysonhart]

  Ah, of course. Just as any other person in the 21st century. God forbid you miss a single tweet or a phone call from Marcia about who’s dating who. 

[rosiedanvers]

Oh darling, there's no need to make any generalizations. I simply prefer to settle any problems I happen to have in a quick, orderly manner- leaves for less to worry about later. And even if you were correct, who's a pariah to cast a stone at a narcissist?

[judemccullough]

  You’re too kind. [Jude laughed and thought on it for a moment.] Let It Be by the Replacements?

[rosiedanvers]

Eh, I suppose I try my best. [The woman smiled slightly, nodding her head.] The Replacements, huh? Show me where it is and it's all yours.

[tysonhart]

  Mmm, that’s a shame. Hopefully you’re close to an upgrade then. Otherwise, you’re up shit’s creek without a paddle.

[rosiedanvers]

Well, at least it's not my work cell, though I might poke around the store some more- the upgrade comes in September, but I'm not really that patient.

[jtheograham-blog]

  [Theo typed in the password, and it unlocked] Looks like it’s yours. And hey, I was only kidding about the record thing. It’s no biggie.

[rosiedanvers]

Oh, are you sure? Truly, I wouldn't mind in the least. And I myself need to get in my good deed for the day.