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Miscellaneous thoughts and reblogs about sports, TV shows, politics, life, puns. Ask or Submit About Me

[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

[butterflypeaflowertea]

band: sings about being in love me: can’t relate florence + the machine: sings about being a big tall tree and watching as the world ends and becoming an omnipresent goddess who lives in the woods with her dryad brethren me, with tears in my eyes: me too florence me too

[mythic-weapon]

people: filled with sin dirt: filled with worms ( a good and righteous thing)

[meta-xylene]

[unclebeanbag]

This is the most useless fucking map I’ve ever seen and I love it. I want to print it out and put it on my wall. 

[namtan]

6.10 / 7.07

[sosuperawesome]

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[kotortwo]

*clicks page 2 of google search results* the deep web

[igglooaustralia]

Suck his dick!

Every best friend’s advice (via igglooaustralia)

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I only wish to share the truth of the universe. My Immortal was not written as a joke. It was taken seriously in the mind of its author. I know much. I have seen the lost, unpublished chapters. I know the truth about the rift that occurred between the author and her friend. I know it all. Because I know where to find the author herself.

This is what it feels like to be Agent Mulder. I want to chase you down eight flights of a parking garage, screaming at you about what your name is and how you know this, desperate to know if I can trust this information.

[dfkshkjs]

can we please stop romance-coding the phrase “in love” that would be great thanks

[goobra]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

[lookatthiscoolthing]

[aguasdelchavo]

trying to sound like a normal interested person in public

[dangerouslygenresavvy]

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

Green bricks are positive experiences with alcohol while the red bricks are negative experiences with alcohol 

[ojnah]

[leninluvr1999-deactivated202001]

if I was a corrupt politician with a history of human rights abuses I would be dying for a photo op with Trump bc all I’d have to do is look slightly annoyed and everyone would praise me and forget everything bad I’ve ever done

[niacinamides-deactivated2020010]

2017 is the year of skincare and communication

[babyaliens]

u guys always say this shit every damn year just wash ur face who cares what year it is