[valtsv]

holding onto my demon boyfriend's horns when we argue and he tries to walk away because we are not done here mister. my feet are no longer touching the ground but i am determined.

[valtsv]

my demon boyfriend picking me up when someone we're arguing with tries to walk away because we are not done here mister

[senatortedcruz]

why r there SO many film/book/tv people on here (and twitter) that are like “I want every plot point spoon fed to me like an idiot and NEVER want to engage with content rated higher than PG”

[senatortedcruz]

the notes on this post are god’s punishment for assuming that the average tumblr user has a crumb of reading comprehension. 

[elliottpiss]

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

[garmonbozine-deactivated2021100]

What if i was evil? What then?

[i-am-tired-duh]

Trump: I got covid 😣👊

All the Internet:

[ryjri]

Sound/Video 👍🏽

[holyrights-deactivated20211021]

Me and the girls on our way to chernobyl to drink the pond water

[ampervadasz]

Happiness

[gay-tm]

[hydropuppy97]

A group of women is called a bunch of cunts

[dapperalbinobudgie]

You are wearing a diaper in your icon.

[yomamapussystank2]

[luisonte]

Ciudado!!!

[nympholouis]

you know what, i know too much about america. social media is so american-centric i could probably tell you more about there than my home country. i would like to forget some information about america please. i would like for someone to say “I am from Oregon” and for me to reply “haha is that some kind of herb?”. please erase america from my knowledge. thank you

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Why are tumblr people so obsessed with cartoons that they’ll do 18 paragraph rants but if I search a crime film it’s just always pictures of “hot” guy in it and not like a cool or intersting discussion on the film.

[amishsicario]

sorry bro looking to tumblr for interesting/intelligent analysis is an automatic L

[lovelysuggestions]

do not put up with passive agression. the people in your life should respect you enough to be straight forward with you. If someone does not come to you directly with an issue, it is not yours too fix. you can’t spend all your time picking apart your relationship with someone, searching for what you did, and blaming yourself when you don’t even know what for. it’s not fair for people to put you through that.

[sanchos]

i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

[ruinsmami]

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

My dad said he checked the mail and there were dudes just straight up snorting coke out in the open lol

[bacco-malato-deactivated2020080]

The earth is healing

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

we are the virus

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

Wow, that's so poetic. You're really, smart, aren't you, @westsaintpaulpanerawhore ? You have a massive brain and are the smartest, most big brained person on the planet. Go fuck yourself with a fucking kitchen knife. We aren't the virus, rich people are. Is it my fault that millions of tons of plastic fill the ocean? Did i do that? Did my neighbor do that? No, the super rich did that. Run ten feet of barbed wire through your urethra

[m-a-r-i-0-n-deactivated20200722]

YESSS GO OFF GIRL DRAG HER SCALP HER !!!

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

The girls are fighting get the ecofascist!!!!’nnnnjsklspx

[misterandry]

being a woman is just constantly hating your immediate present self and then looking back and hating your past self for not appreciating your beauty and opportunities at that time and it just goes on like. forever

[thestateonmtv]

I love when they call her “mamma ru” on drag race as if rupaul has any maternal qualities whatsoever