mind palace

🌙 madi | she/her 🌻 follow from n0sidam 🦋 twilight writing masterpost

[blckgirlacid]

I need my weird alone time or I will explode

[thesireofsorrow]

going to get my blood tested and dr acula and nurse feratu walk in. hope everything is ok

[mcschnuggles]

[baynton]

[edwardsvirtue]

starting a list of things edward and jacob should have had the chance to bond over (that have nothing to do with bella):

fast cars (duh)

hatred for mike newton

mommy issues/having a dead mom

being forced to listen to other people's thoughts

the experience of randomly getting a really high fever one day and then turning into a monster

[hibiscus-sweetie]

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨

[willgrahamscock]

sometimes you think yeah i'm over this hyperfixation then you log onto tumblr dot com and your mutual is blorbo posting in such a niche and perverted way that it relights the flame for another decade

[willgrahamscock]

I am not immune to propaganda, all it takes is a few gifs of some gay bullshit happening and i'm locked in

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

I fucking hate it here

[some-sort-of-ecologist]

For those of you with android devices, you can use the Android Debug Bridge (ADB) standalone app control program to get rid of all the bloatware, data mining, and AI crap - no coding needed!

[glowcowboy]

it meant something to me! maybe that can be enough

[killrockstar]

they never said dr. pepper is a man ☝️

[sexynakedblackguy]

Me posting on my little blog

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health

[662607015]

far too old to care about fandom opinions i am an adult with a *sees a take* hm. never mind actually. i am in fact so blessed to have a huge brain and correct inconsequential opinions on fictional characters. there but for the grace of god go i

[fag4butch]

*sighs dreamily* what a fucking weirdo

[gay-poseidon-deactivated2025051]

*twirling hair* what a fucking freak

[itsfortheplants]

guys. I think we go too easy on edward cullen.

[midnight-sunnydale]

When does Edward Cullen Accountability Week start??? Because I am READY

[edwardskhakipants]

The problem is that I love everything that's wrong with him. Edward Cullen Accountability Week and Edward Cullen Appreciation Week are the same week.

[midnight-sunnydale]

This is absolutely true

[edwardskhakipants]

I mean I'll obviously start ... My favorite things that are wrong with Edward Cullen:

1. He's got no rizz for the entirety of Twilight. Cannot believe that Bella still likes him after All That.

2. Finds out the girl he's crushing on likes him back and his first thought is to send her to a mental hospital

3. Stalks a girl and confesses to stalking her (this charms her????)

4. Blinded by love, he makes zero good decisions in New Moon. Complete buffoonery.

5. Tortures himself and is shocked to discover that hurting himself hurts those who care about him. (this seems deeply unfair but okay...)

6. Threatens marriage at every inconvenience.

7. Does not want to fuck in honor of The Lord.

[midnight-sunnydale]

This is it, THE definitive list of all the reasons why I love Edward Cullen. Everything he's ever done wrong is also everything he's ever done right. Thank you for the delightful summary.

Also @edwardsvirtue what are you doing hiding gold in the tags??????

[good-nurse-gremlin]

In fact all of them love the saga but some people cof cof Daniel will never admit it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[rhymewithrachel]

watching twilight and I keep making myself laugh imagining if it was just alucard or any other vampire instead of Edward. POV nausferatu goes to ur school

[grlstlker]

just let me bite you a little