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[gayfrogs7]

Yo, correct me if I am wrong please, but didn't Hitler rise to power because he promised to fix the German economy and people really liked that so they looked past everything else he was doing??? Like exactly what's happening in America right now???

So many people said they voted for Trump, put a truly evil person in power, because he said he'd fix the economy, and a little voice in my head is going, "Isn't that what happened with fucking Hitler??"

But I've seen no one point that out so maybe I'm miss remembering???????

[secretly-a-trekkie]

statistically 80% of legendary friendships begin with one child finding another feral child in the dumpster

[prlssprfctn]

Bruce, adopting Dick: Aw-w, what a sweet little kid! Surely, he is so polite, and—

Dick, the instance he gets in the battle: You fucking disappointment of a person, and (string of curses on his mother language)

Bruce: Oh. Okay.

Bruce, adopting Jason: Well, Jason was well-mannered and soft-spoken so far, so, maybe—

Jason to the random goon: You motherfucking asshole, I am going to shove this boa to your—

Bruce: Right. Okay.

Bruce, making Stephanie his Robin: Maybe...

Stephanie, using the same street language Jason did, if not worse: I FUCKED YOUR MOM, YOU SON OF A—

Bruce: Whatever.

Bruce, eying suspiciously quiet Tim, who came to interrogate the goon for the first time as a Robin: ?

Tim, the minute door closed behind him: Listen to me, you pathetic excuse of a man, I am going to fuck you up, in an—

Bruce, sighing: Yeah. Honestly. Whatever.

Bruce, staring at angry Damian, who looks like he is about to explode, but keeps up as much as he can: Go on, chump. Say what you want.

Damian, staring at the floor with the deadliest stare ever: Not to sound unbecoming, but... Loser. -_-

Bruce, flabbergasted: ...Okay.

[nnoragamis]

rewatching the inuyasha series as an adult is so funny because. kagome higurashi does not get nearly enough credit for how strong-willed she was at the tender age of 18. she gave up her life in the modern era, easy access to good medical care, food, running water, electricity, and pretty much every other comfort that she'd known and been accustomed to all her life, and did it cheerfully. meanwhile if the roles were reversed and you stuck inuyasha in a modern office job, trying to send (1) polite email would have killed him on the spot.

[nnoragamis]

rewatching the inuyasha series as an adult is so funny because. kagome higurashi does not get nearly enough credit for how strong-willed she was at the tender age of 18. she gave up her life in the modern era, easy access to good medical care, food, running water, electricity, and pretty much every other comfort that she'd known and been accustomed to all her life, and did it cheerfully. meanwhile if the roles were reversed and you stuck inuyasha in a modern office job, trying to send (1) polite email would have killed him on the spot.

[maradigma]

AU where Sesshomaru ends up in the modern era by accident?

Oh My God

[urbanlegends]

nurse feratu and dr. acula are ready to see you for your blood tests

[henstomper]

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

[orangez3st]

I love that any clone troopers may have these naming stereotypes

Meaningful and cool it fits their personality

Idk it just sounds cool

Some boring natborn name

Charlie? Rick Astley? Smith? Sound otherworldly, vod. Where'd you get it from?

Color

Bullying material

Taken from some ancient holy bible they don't really know about

Shenanigans-y accidents

ID number

Yes I share names with the marshal commander

Yes I share names with CT-1370 from the Marines don't ask me how I know that I'm obviously not snooping around the database

Yes I share names with our Jedi general my name is Obi-Two

And that there are at least 3 of these stereotypes in a squad of 5

[frownyalfred]

using “Agent A” as Alfred’s code name and using “B” for Batman’s shortened name in the field suggests there’s a world where “Agent A” is shortened to “A” and everyone in Gotham and on the Watchtower is terrified of him. because they’ve met B. and if this is B??

[sparrowlucero]

the cozy hopepunk cottagecore reputation people have given ghibli is insane. every ghibli movie is about some combination of: 1) the (often violent) loss of innocence, 2) world war II, 3) the screaming, bloody, inevitable death of the natural world, and 4) airplane

[cc1010fox]

Palpatine, patting Fox on the back: Fox here is the most loyal clone in the clone army. Fox: Touch me again, all I'll bite off your hand. Palpatine, laughing: He's a joker. Fox: Test me, and see if I'm joking. Palpatine, pulling his hand back: Such a joker.

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

I absolutely love that Penelope arranges the competition of stringing Odysseus' bow for the suitors BECAUSE she saw the storm and (rightfully) believes it means Odysseus has returned. She distracts them with a task she knows they can not complete to give Odysseus time to come up with a plan (and she has his bow out and ready for him, she has provided a weapon for him.) She's just as smart and cunning as Odysseus and it's shown beautifully in this saga

[happyocelot]

Things Inuyasha definitely does when he's in the modern era:

Rescues stray cats from trees.

Stops on the streets to pet people's cats.

Goes into the pet aisle of supermarkets and ogles the items.

He tries out dog biscuits and is mortified when Kagome tells him what they are. She never lets him live it down.

Gives old ladies piggyback rides across crowded intersections. Kagome compliments him on his kindness and he scoffs and insists he just doesn't want them to get into car accidents (he finds cars awesome and terrifying all at once).

Loves trains and chases after them. Kagome thinks it's cute.

He yanks on electrical street cables once out of curiosity. It ends horribly and he has nightmares about Kagome's wrath.

Puts metal objects in the microwave and almost sets Kagome's house on fire. Has nightmares about that too.

He keeps calling Tokyo Edo out of habit and everyone thinks he's being quaint and silly.

People ask him if he dyed his hair white to look cool. He doesn't know what they're talking about.

He loves Hello Kitty. He takes Hello Kitty merchandise back to his own era and gets teased mercilessly by Shippo. Sango and Miroku, on the other hand, think it's a special modern talisman. Kagome breaks the news to them one day and they too mercilessly tease him.

Secretly they all want to go to the modern era too. They're happy for Inuyasha whenever he goes there because he seems so innocent and joyful.

[thebestsetter-deactivated202511]

"Odysseus" showed us how much Ody has truly changed.

He's compared to almost all monsters in the musical during that one song.

His name's chanting is the same as Polyphemus', and he acts a little like him when he decides to kill everyone.

Po - ly - phe - mus ("Enough")

O - dy - sse - us ("I. Have had. Enough")

He aims for the torches just like Scylla.

"Eurylochus, light up six torches"

"Keep your head down he's aiming for the torches"

He rejected forgivness just like Poseidon did.

"Maybe you could learn to forgive..."

"No"

"Old king our leader's dead. You've destroyed the serpent's head. Now the rest of us are no longer a threat. Old king forgive us instead, so that no more blood is shed. Let's have open arms instead!"

"No."

Also, there's an electric guitar in the song. It represents Odysseus' cunning and ruthless nature.

He IS a monster. But that's what got him home. And he'll embrace this side of him.

[madbard]

Some suitor: “Let’s have open arms instead-”

Polites yelling from the Underworld: “KEEP MY PHILOSOPHY OUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH”

[newlyfoundwren]

Right before the war games in SoN

Nico: Reyna, 50 denarius that says the new campers are going to win

Reyna: interesting. What makes you say that?

Nico who’s seen Percy fight an entire army by himself with out breaking a sweat: no reason, just a hunch