[weheartpattinson-blog]

[meteoritical]

my pupils are literally so big like my friends legitimately come up to me and straight up ask me if I’m on drugs

[untoxide]

omg they’re so so pretty

[nicoleinnapa]

Raise your hand if you have watched so much British television that is has actually changed your speech patterns.

[dustychica]

I’ve not the slightest idea how you’ve come round to that idea.

[genohockey]

Exactly. I haven’t the foggiest idea of how you’ve come to that conclusion.

[mycaterpie-deactivated20140211]

What in the bloody hell are you blabbering on bout you twat?

[hellomychild]

Bollocks.

[sloth-society]

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

nudists don’t have pockets

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

[steverogerd-deactivated20140618]

delicious new flavor 

[adamkustura]

The comfiest cinemas in the world?

TGV Beanie in Malaysia

Blitz Megaplex in Jakarta, Indonesia

Electric Cinema in London England

Paragon Cineplex in Bangkok

[oomshi]

thats a nice face you got but it’d look better if you were givin me head

[100wizard]

high school AUs

actual high school

[veganmovement2012]

Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.

[kickbeer]

actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea. 

[shorjewken]

when vegan ideas backfire completely

[screechink]

Almost finished my new piece! Its called “The Apocalypse of Ed Gein”

Dip Pen and Ink.

[slfctrl]

Fuckin A+

[fuck-warpaint-deactivated201309]

fuck dude, this is one of the best things I have seen in a long time. 

[filmchrist]

Fox News reporter gets caught on live TV saying he’ll fuck a missing girl

[hiddendesktopfolder]

[iwillmindfuckyou]

THIS DESERVES AN OSCAR

[litlescomet-deactivated20160808]

listen harry potter didn’t know what the fuck he was doing throughout the entire series and he still did all that shit so if he can do great things without really knowing what he’s doing so can u

[coolmexican-deactivated20170317]

[ladiesagainsthumanity]

[realitytvgifs]