come on and lay with me come on and lie to me tell me you love me say i’m the only one

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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come on and lay with me come on and lie to me tell me you love me say i’m the only one
I think gatekeeping art is such a funny thing like. "Oh so this doodle I just made is art" yes next question. "So video games are art?" yes????? Bitch your essay you wrote on that book you didn't read in English class when you were 10 is art. Painting a fence is art. 2 sentence shitpost on Tumblr is art. Get on my level.
I lived and worked in a lighthouse at a previous job. There was a thick line painted in a circle around the shack where the fog signal was kept. The line represented how close you could get to the fog signal without experiencing physical harm in the form of eardrums shattering or worse.
Even in the house it was LOUD. Probably the loudest thing I have ever experienced but at a normal, predictable interval. You would begin to time your sentences with little pauses with the rest of the lighthouse crew so you would talk like this while making your………..HORN…………. tea and then carry on talking because you knew when it would go off. It rattled the walls and the dishes in our cabinet.
At least one girl had died there. They kept photos of her everywhere “in honor of her sacrifice” because she had decided to take the winter watch alone and died in a storm where bounders the size of mini vans had been lifted out of the ocean and left scattered across the island, to say nothing of the ice chunks. People weren’t allowed to be alone on the watch after that.
One day a dead moose washed up on shore and it took my entire crew all day but we managed to rig up a line to hang it up to dry because we thought having a moose skeleton in the house would really spice the living room up a bit. It did. Weird shit happens when six of you are left alone, like ALONE ALONE, no cell reception, no wifi, just a radio to contact the real world and not a lot of reason to do that. People don’t go on lighthouse jobs if they want to stay connected, I’ve found.
That said Id do it all again, I really do treasure those days
you know you could’ve just said “no they don’t have wifi” and that would’ve answered the question
But then you wouldnt have known about the moose
cupid missed (Jenny Anderson x Lily Gatins)
commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"
Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them
one thing about fanfic writers is that they'll write the most beautiful poetic shit ever and it'll be tagged as cock and ball torture
THIS WAS ME SAYING I READ COCK AND BALL TORTURE AND STILL APPRECIATE THE BEAUTIFUL WRITING I'M NOT ANTI KINK DON'T CANCEL ME
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house
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"There's millions of Tumblr users" to you. To me There's only about 12 and we all reblog the same five posts from each other
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100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever
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One of my dude coworkers was like "we should both quit and start an onlyfans." We??
Update he is in fact bi. Happy pride everybody
Update he and his 40 year old "roommate" like to bump coochies and didn't rule out the possibility of a third. Happy pride everybody
Update he just offered to give me my first bottoming experience happy pride everybody
Update me and him made out in the meat cooler on the clock happy pride everybody
nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic