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i love shitposting and yapping 19 he him

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he fucked the shit outta me, then left his vape w me while he took a shit he’s so romantic

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GUYS. GUYS I GOT THE JOB. I GOT THE JOB I DID NOT THINK I WAS GOING TO GET. I AM SO HAPPY

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today was a bad day but my boyfriend also told me i shine like glitter so maybe it wasn’t that bad

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this rat tail is the best decision i’ve made ina while

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was cutting my hair and cutting around it pissed me off. rip rat tail, i made a horrible decision and i miss you already.

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this rat tail is the best decision i’ve made ina while

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“i’m so sorry ma’am, the customer service desk is closed early today, were very understaffed.” “😡 maybe you should put up a fucking sign of something then.” so actually, there’s four signs, you’re just stupid and blind.

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i would be an amazing dictator

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“i chipped my nails on a chick fil a gift card today” “i chipped my nails carrying around a bunch of wood and concrete”

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our fridge broke, so the only thing we have now is cake, alcohol, butter, and drinks

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family is weird bc wdym you were the ONLY person to pull me aside during my parents divorce and really ask me if i was ok, but then when i came out you stopped talking to me.

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save a balloon bend a clown (me)

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i make wishes when i blow out the fire from lighting my joint. it’s basically a candle but better

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i started my piercing apprenticeship yesterday i am a happy man

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someone left a 3d printed “fuck trump” on a sign at my work, thank you for the trinket. it’s stuck to the back of my phone :3

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oh my fucking god i’m so happy

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having a bad day at work but my fav coworker came over, tapped my ass, drank my drank, and had a bite of my food. everything will be ok

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a man picked me up on his motorcycle today, my life is complete i can die happy.