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Item: Shoes of the Million Triangles, a pair of cool sneakers so intricate that any imaging system that tries to display an image of you will crash, leaving you immune to certain forms of surveillance

iguanamouth

My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals

youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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its fine

iguanamouth

its fine

iguanamouth

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

gentlemanbones

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

mijukaze

Thanks! I hate it

ownerofdark

Going fishing:

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gracelesstars

Philosophers discussing ethics, life, existence, morals, etc:

Supernatural fans analysing Dean Winchester’s character after the finale:

blufox234isadumbname

family keeps you warm from cold nightmares

((techno being a big brother))

dutchstore

whitegirlsaintshit

HOW IS THIS JUST 6 SECONDS

samfoundalive

the fact that minecraft youtubers have gone from playing things like parkour and dropper maps together to literal war role-play is the absolute funniest shit to me