[hahasimp]

I was like freshly out of 7th grade when I made this blog and I am now finishing my first college semester time never stops man

[pogasm]

Babygirl I have mental illnesses the dsmp hasn’t even heard of

[pogasm]

DSM5 I Meant DSM5

[gumy-shark]

i should post on main about minecraft youtuber rpf and pseudo rpf and its intricacies. im sure everyone would love that

[gumy-shark]

i forget that not everyone has spent the past 4 years studying minecraft youtube tumblr like a field biologist

[hahasimp]

the past haunts me via youtube recommendations

[wetchickenbreast]

Love this picture of Jack Manifold. He looks so virginal and pure, yet the pink sheets invoke feelings of subtle passion and romance. The hand placement implies tenderness and devotion to the personal divine. I’ve always said that Jack is one of the modern reincarnations of Joan D’Arc and I think you can really see that in this image

[wetchickenbreast]

i made this post during the last few days of a manic episode in which i was having delusions about jack manifold, gerard way, and myself being reincarnations of joan of arc’s fractured soul and during a period of time in which i was self isolating for months in my apartment and hadn’t spoken to anyone or left my room in a week due to “preparing” for the second coming of christ. to this day i have never made a better tumblr post ​and i will hopefully never be able to recreate the conditions that made this post possible. this is my magnum opus ​and i hope you all continue to enjoy it

edit: for everyone wondering, the original post is from almost a year ago and i’m doing MUCH better now which is why i decided to share the story behind it now

[cubitozinc]

Y'all remember minecraft smps? That shit was good or bad, depending 🔥

[hahasimp]

Went to twitter and saw mcyt drama, what year is it?

[circaxriot]

Their account

[redstonedust]

guys i have a crazy conspiracy hear me out

[mcytimagedescribed]

[ID: Two photos side by side. One is the UnitedHealthcare shooting suspect and the other is GeorgeNotFound, both with similar facial features and both smiling in a similar, warm fashion. End ID.]

[antimony-medusa]

We already have a Minecraft movie. It’s called The Great Potato War and it’s available in three parts on YouTube.com/technoblade

[hahasimp]

I got to do something about this blog because like every two months I just spend a bunch of time looking at it and thinking about whatever was going on back then

[hahasimp]

Mcytblr-archive rebbloged a post of mine and I got nostalgic so I decided to see some stuff from this blog and I can't believe my dsmp phase lasted less than a year

Like, for the amount of impact I felt it had on my brain that's surprising

[kermiekermie]

looking back at ppl discussing friend or host is so funny bc yeah it did flop dramatically. bc it was being ran by an 11 year old and the blog was ran by a 13 year old we had no clue what we were doing

[bebx]

was tagged by @jcbowerssmile (x)

take this quiz

create your own avatar here

I think my results are somewhat accurate actually…

no pressure tags: @foodiewithdahoodie @queereldritch @ohfallingdisco @elsbianism @josephfakingquinn @1tgetsbetter @scarie-carrie @harringroveera @mysticcollectionbee @red-in-revenge @stopitbehaveyourself @counterfeit-bower-26 @josephquinnsfreckles @avabower @deliaqbower @onesmainbitch @mirilyawrites @highwarlockofphilly @chaos-monkeyy @trekkitkat @loki-is-my-kink-awakening @lokisgoodgirl @bylertruther & anyone else who’d love to join

[sevdidntdie]

um idk how to picrew but

@avianii you agree with this probably

Anybody can do

[avianii]

lmfao

@calkale @airlocksandaviaries @kazanskys-mitchell @alygatorcrocodile

[airlocksandaviariesarchive]

They got my shaved bit on the wrong side but whatever. I’m the hot one 😎

@veradragonjedi @cutesycadaver @hug-your-face @taeminsairpods and anyone else whom I forgot to tag 😭<33

[doodledrawreblogs]

always love a picrew where I can put in both my hair colors letsgooooo

@tommyjop @malewifebillcage @nicejobkid @andmakeithome @enthyrea :D

[lannisterdaddyissues]

thanks @doodledraw <333

tagging @calkale @airlocksandaviaries @waterandsilver @faeratil @browneyeslouis and anyone else who sees this!

[faeratil]

Thank you mar!!

Honestly there’s probably just be a lot of domestic fanfiction about me being the mom friend 😂

Tagging @hikarry @weeheilandcoo @vilesssserpent @user-duh and anyone else who wants to!!

[hikarry]

Listen, the quiz is spot on. That's low-key scary

Tags: @crikey01 @mostnormalaziraphaleliker @thedemonknownasbilly and anyone who wants to join along!

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Wahaha sure, I’ll take it

Tags: @arom-antix @tony-dreams @klkirbles @elveskissing @liss-art @lines-on-ice and anyone else who wants to do join in :D

[arom-antix]

Okay but did it have to be this accurate? Did it need to?

My deepest psychological issues being exposed aside, I'm tagging @how-does-this-site-work @bobarodent @ectobiologay @im-stuck-in-fandom-hell and anyone else who wants to be fuckin obliterated by this quiz. Have fun!

[viktortittiforov]

i'll be completely honest i did the quiz twice because the first time it gave me bastard(bad) and that rlly didn't fit cause it said i don't want the heroes to save the world and am mean to all the lovable characters:( that ain't me i can't even be cruel in video games. so i redid it, changed 2 of my answers to something that *also* fit and got this which fits a lot better bcs i sure am a traumatized queer lmfao

they didn't have a mullet option in the picrew so i chose the closest thing. i did appreciate the option to have each eye different thouuu cause i could represent my funky left eye!! (i don't have heterochromia my eye is just kinda clouded over bcs of my glaucoma)

anywayssss i'm tagging @meteoritvdrezu @nostalgic-bee @ossyria @x-eins and anyone else who wants to give this a go!!

[nostalgic-bee]

You know what? Accurate XD

This is spot on actually? I do in fact think I miss social cues, joke flirting I can do (not well but I can-) but actual flirting? Absolutely not. Yup this is entirely accurate.

I’ll tag @welliguessimstuckherenow @witch128chick @oh-cramity-its-amity and anyone else who wants to join in feel free!

[welliguessimstuckherenow]

hmmm ok? i guess that's nice, i'm gonna keep those vibes for this year ig, I hope the critics (supervisors) love me and give me good grades this year 🤞

thanks for the tag!! Tagging @sarah-dipitous @fluffykitteninabox @boombams and if you see: open tag!

[boombams]

so ... am i a dilf now... what does this mean...

tysm for the tag !!

tagging: @greyladyblue @a-star-is-here @feuxx and anyone else who wants to !!

[a-star-is-here]

WHAT'D I DO???????😞

Tagging: @outlying-hyppocrate @barricadebroomstick @cimi-oftheforest @monoisbored @eviltoxicmosssaucem @dissatisfied-waking and anyone else who wants to join!!!

[mono-logs]

these are lies (source: me). i do, however, have a knack for making my picrews adorable (source: friends), but do not let that deceive you.

non-pressuring tags: @quilltessence @digital-roots @azimuthalis @hauntedbagelpizzacroissant and anyone else, as always

[hauntedbagelpizzacroissant]

GoodVibes but if the Vibes were actually bastard

I was surprised to get this result ngl

Tagging bros: @8-bitpixels @callieharm

[8-bitpixels]

Broooo!!!! Thank you for tagging me these are, so fun actually-

Forever wondering what the correct genre is o7

Tagging additional bros: @destinycantwait @gamerlizzy8421 @starnerd24 and whoever else wants to :D

[gamerlizzy8421]

I haven't done one of these in a while. Also yeah, the trauma worsened and the mullet began

Anyone is free to join!

@hahasimp @hauntedreptile @callieharm @kermiekermie

[hahasimp]

It's been forever since I was tagged in anything lol, anyways

It'd probably be easier to make me worse lol

Idk who to tag so feel free to do it if you want to!

[kqluckity]

HELLO QUACKITY EHY WOULD YOU SAY IT YOU KNOW I HAVE NOT EVEN GOTTN OVER LUCKITY AND YOU JUSY FUCKING??? CONFIRMENF THAT THEY WERE IN LOVE?????? LIKE THAT???

[corpsekeys]

doesn’t this feel familiar?

[hahasimp]

thoughts on chili crisp oil?

Never had it