mari's secret base

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[minesweeping]

i love it when ryoko kui draws the gang in a modern setting but they still have their armour on

like this one specifically. jacket over plate and chainmail armour. sweatpants. hiking boots. i wish people dressed like this for real

[bovineblogger]

[swagophile]

It's normal for a girl to always be in a moderate state of decay

[swagophile]

If you feel like youre always quietly falling apart thats fine. thats normal. that just happens sometimes. its okay. these are things everyone can relate to- [worried expression on my face] what do you mean theyre not. theres people who don't feel like this? ...can we kill them?

[buniix3]

This is historical documentation of what happened the past few days

[slowspinningredemption]

good morning! remember every day is a chance to begin anew [breaks off and sits on the edge of the bed staring blankly for 23 minutes before running a hand down face like a tortured movie protagonist] my god where did it all go so wrong

[lemonpurins]

(No sound; just fun little wiggles and drawings)

Matcha treats i made over the weekend at work :3

[lemonpurins]

you look like you need some energy! take this 🍵 !!

[sin-aestheticx]

i may be a pervert but i'm a hopeless romantic at heart

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[ryrolie]

bead neuron!

[sabertoothwalrus]

I’m so proud of senshi for making it so far in the tumblr sexyman poll. I think it’s so beautiful that tumblr has reached a point where a short fat hairy bearded man is the pinnacle of sexuality for a large swath of this userbase. it’s like when you see before & after pictures of a rainforest recovering from deforestation. nature is healing and we can fight god

[sabertoothwalrus]

I hope he wins so someone will have to explain to ryoko kui what a tumblr sexyman is

[idkitsartman]

This is very stupid but it’s genuinely what I think about every time I consider skipping dinner after work

[buniix3]

Got some Grade A Senshi propaganda right he- OH GOD OH NO

Senshi... I'm so sorry oh my god I dont know what happened or where that water bucket came from jesus christ all mighty

GO VOTE

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[jisuto]

[prokopetz]

One of my favourite bits of media history trivia is that back in the Elizabethan period, people used to publish unauthorised copies of plays by sending someone who was good with shorthand to discretely write down all of the play's dialogue while they watched it, then reconstructing the play by combining those notes with audience interviews to recover the stage directions; in some cases, these unauthorised copies are the only record of a given play that survives to the present day. It's one of my favourites for two reasons:

It demonstrates that piracy has always lay at the heart of media preservation; and

Imagine being the 1603 equivalent of the guy with the cell phone camera in the movie theatre, furtively scribbling down notes in a little book and hoping Shakespeare himself doesn't catch you.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Thou wouldst not downloadeth a car

[miamaimania]

Vintage spin: Turntables from 1960s Japan ➤