a symphony of agony

my neurons are snapping like cat gut strings

[paper-mario-wiki]

i press my fingers into your cranium, leaving deep impressions like wet clay.

i'm molding you.

you lack the decency or awareness to say thank you.

i continue anyway.

[wifegideonnav]

the fact that op turned off rbs is very very funny to me. anyway i want this post on my blog too.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

:/

[dorothylarouge]

[segamascott]

[1apple-fox1]

who am i?

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve tried a few porn games, but all they have such bad user design. so like one of the games was a platformer, I thought okay, I used to play mario, this’ll be no problem. WRONG. I couldn’t even get through the first level. two straight hours of missing the same jumps and near sobbing about it. at what point am I supposed to get horny? I can’t even reach the naked demon lady because I CANNOT! MAKE! THE JUMPS! so I try another game about seducing milfs. you need to clean the milf’s house to make her like you. okay, I have limited energy per in-game day, so I vacuum her house, I tidy her magazines, I clean her dishes, I go to sleep. this repeats for days. the milf still doesn’t like me. why?? I’ve spent real hours of my life vacuuming her digital floor. why won’t the milf fall in love with me? what am I doing? what am I doing?

[pangur-and-grim]

[jessebloom]

this almost makes me want to go back to law school

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[moeria-deactivated20130301]

bad

[gwschoolhiatus-deactivated20161]

i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

is this the episode where he lost his house

[junglejim4322]

I have not stopped thinking about this even once for the last 8 years

[luckydaikon]

It’s my duty as a pervert to mention that the original source is an ero game by Cherry Soft called Darling～ダーリン～

[0uu0]

I spent the month before my wedding (it was last saturday!) working on this huge angelgotchi tapestry to display at our reception! Really pleased with how it came out <3

[filmphotofranz]

[1071png]

manipulative evil boyfriend

[dailysetokaiba]

Day 42 of daily seto :

8 DAYS LEFT 🗣️

[segamascott]

[makefile-dot-in]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[derring-do]

This very production of Orpheus & Eurydice is now available to stream, free, for the month of June.

[yurivenom]

I had a dream about this guy