trash queen

Rowan. she/her. gay as fuck and hot as hell. going to college in VA. my wlw meme blog is memesformygf

[moonemojii]

*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

[takkezooi-deactivated20200726]

The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing

[unthrifty--loveliness-deactivat]

easy-open

[shorturlisouttahere-deactivated]

in 2020

it’s going to be 420

for a whole month

[everythingstartsfromsomething]

[jeoff-deactivated20170909]

[i-am-a-fish]

if i have a kid im naming them thot

[maximumsaltlevels-deactivated20]

whats the middle name then?

[i-am-a-fish]

topic

[florideae]

not to be nsfw but the thought of someone smiling against my lips as we kiss? really makes a bitch’s heart flutter

[meanplastic]

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

[twerkcircus]

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

[antihelix]

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

[deadmomjokes]

Also, never use a solid lid like that. They make splatter screens, but if you put a lid over grease, when the food starts steaming it will condense on the lid and drip down into the oil, and water + hot oil = explosion of grease flying everywhere.

[eroscestlavie]

u know how the tail of a really little brand new kitten sticks right up in the air and how their bodies are kinda chubby

thats good 

[eroscestlavie]

FORGOT to provide Evidence

[afishinspace]

In Austria, we call kittens at that age “Autodromkatzerl”, which translates to “bumper car kittens”, because of the way their tail sticks up. It’s not a really common word, but a very cute one, I think

[eroscestlavie]

this is a genuinely delightful bit of knowledge, thank you for sharing this!! omg

[princesstigerbelle]

More proof!!!!

[knights-of-reylo-reborn]

omg bless this post

[cybergata]

[adequategatsbys]

I have never before seen such a brown kitty.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

IT LOOKS LIKE A S'MORES POPTART

[hopelesslydevotedsuggestions]

you’re such a dork but i love you anyway

[fuks]

[romancesuggestions]

You’re the first thing I want to see in the morning.

[sociallyawkwardphantasy]

[swarnpert]

just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”

[mightyhecate]

#bob ross vibes 

[birdnormal]

tiny cats in tiny hats

[birdnormal]