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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

skluug

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

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False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

professionalchaoticdumbass

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

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behold, the default object!

ospreyonthemoon

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

uesp

For those who have been following the Lusty Argonian Historical Society, there have been new meetings this year.

Breaking the [remembers the internet doesn’t exist yet] fishwives gossip mill

explorersofsky

ABE LOOK OUT

my-gender-is

My gender is Homosexula

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windsing5

And they’re all Vlad

urgetocreate

Iris Scott (American b.1984) Sage and Time, 2021, Oil on canvas

jame7t

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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yahenni

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*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

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YOUNG MAN

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THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg

UONG MAN

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MOTHMAN

STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN

theautumnaldemon

nattousan

Do you have a ko-fi or other donation methods besides PayPal/Venmo?

LMAO ok so heres the thing, i DO technically have one but its attached to my nsfw monsterfucker account, so YES i do? if anyone wants it for some reason lmk

nattousan

YOU KNOW WHAT, y'all are right, i have no idea why i'm being so coy about it on the monsterfucker website, i've been dying to show people this but have been too shy about it, i guess out of residual baptist guilt??

Anyways, @brn-t is my side account, and here is my Kofi that's attached to it:

Become a supporter of brnt today!

if you wanted to check it out, duh it's n s f w so if you're a minor please don't interact with it, but yea i made it for the sole purpose of promoting THIS:

Lunar Lynk is a fanfic...nay, a novel i've been working on since 2021 decked out with lush chapter and in-story illustrations. It is my greatest labor of love and passion and i'm very proud of it.

It's a Zelda BOTW fic (set right at the start of the Zora's Domain quest for those familiar) where Link is tasked by Prince Sidon to retrieve the electric arrows from Mt. Polymus in order to save his domain from ruin. But those arrows are guarded by a fearsome beast. Link goes on this quest on a particularly unlucky night and wakes up several hours later alone in the woods MILES from where he's supposed to be, bleeding out from a giant bite-wound on his shoulder. Shortly thereafter things start to change for Link but definitely not for the better.

TLDR: Link gets bit by a lynel under a blood moon and has to find a cure before he turns completely into a lynel himself. Monsterfucking makes it worse... theres a lot of monsterfucking :)

The duality of man means that this is a story equally and simultaneously about the unrelenting human spirit, empathy, perseverance, how no man is an island and people were meant to rely on each other in order to thrive...

and also some of the most graphic and purposely self indulgent transformation/monster s mut out there.

I wrote this first and foremost as a fun way to explore what i'm into in a no holds barred sort of way so believe me when I say this shit is seriously graphic. If you're not an adult, this was not meant for you. peep the tags:

parkayquarts

now im imagining what pride events in ankh morpork are like

parkayquarts

there will EXCLUSIVELY be kink at the ankh morpork pride parade

wondersmith-and-sons

(via @takiki16)

just7frogsinapeoplesuit

(Tags via @romanceyourdemons)

Extremely correct response, leaving out the inevitable debacle over citizens declaring counterfeit genders in order to have rarer pronoun pins to sell to collectors in the underground pronoun market.

Dibbler, only mildly discouraged, eventually realizes he can sell embellishments for your pronoun pin, which he claims will upgrade your gender.

Also of note is that there are no cops present at Ankh-Morpork Pride. This is not because they aren't welcome (everyone knows Nobby is as kinky as they come), but because the festivities include throwing bricks at the City Watch building and they are busy trying to make sure they still have a place to work the next day. The Night Watch prepares each year with a barricade, and pre-marriage Vimes always collects the good bricks so he can save for a house. Nobody is really sure where the tradition came from, but it's good fun and usually nobody gets hurt too badly.

The bricks are provided by Vetinari, who considers it a good test of city infrastructure and training for the Watch.

skarabrae-stone

Cheery would 100% march in the parade. She'd get Nobby to go with her, but Nobby would be completely oblivious as to why (he assumed she just wants company).

Moist von lipwig would have pride-themed stamps made; these would inevitably have some kind of issue, which would create some outrage and ultimately make the stamps more valuable as collectors' items.

I don't get the impression that Ankh Morpork ever had anti-sodomy or crossdressing laws, so I don't think the queer community's history with the police would be the same as it is in the real world. Especially because Cheery Littlebottom literally started the Dwarf trans/feminism movement as an officer of the Watch, with the Watch's support.

Dibbler would totally sell pride flags with the wrong colors (and then insist it was the "new, updated version" if anyone questioned him)

The nobility are all scandalized, meanwhile the Seamstresses Guild has a float in the parade

Adora Belle Dearheart is deeply involved with at least one queer organization and is one of the main organizers of the Pride festival, but refuses to answer any questions about why

Ridcully decides the wizards should be involved, and Ponder Stibbons should make a float and organize the refreshments for them to eat while riding on the float. Ridcully's concept of allyship is loudly saying, "Well done, that man!" and pointing at anyone he thinks is exhibiting particularly queer behavior.

Madam Sharn and Pepe release a whole new line of Pride-themed chainmail

Bengo Macarona is embraced as a gay icon

Reg Shoe decides the main pride event is too corporate, and organizes an alternative pride parade for the same time and place; this immediately gets subsumed by the main pride event. Some Omnians show up to Pride to protest and Reg is delighted to have someone to fight with.

just7frogsinapeoplesuit

More from the tags, I love all of you

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The Assasins Guild have a float for queer youth dealing with unsupportive parents that has a banner that reads "Over their dead body? WE CAN HELP"

digitaldiscipline

Nobby is voted Most Genderful for the ninth year in a row.

dduane

This thread has gotten seriously better since I saw it last. :)

the-witchhunter

Suddenly being smacked in the middle of this by the fact Vetinari was disappointed Vimes didn't properly handcuff him and made a note to get some proper shackles for next time

'You're not going to handcuff me?' Vimes's mouth dropped open. 'Why should I do that?' 'Treason is very nearly the ultimate crime, Sir Samuel. I think I should demand handcuffs.' 'All right, if you insist.' Vimes nodded at Dorfl. 'Cuff him, then.' 'You haven't got any shackles, by any chance?' said Lord Vetinari, as Dorfly produced a pair of handcuffs. 'We may as well do this thing properly -' 'No. We don't have any shackles.' 'I was only trying to help, Sir Samuel. Shall we be going?' - Jingo

makingtrouble

Dibbler pitches his mismatched flags by swearing up and down that each flag represents one of the lesser known genders and can be verified, absolutely verified, by the kind hardworking ladies/gents/et cetera of the Ankh Morpork Bureau of Gender.

Just reach your hand into the pile and pull out the flag that resonates with your unique gender!

tyetknot

Absolutely disgusting that no-one in this series of reblogs has talked about all those well-built and handsome men at the Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel-Shamharoth Association and what they'd be doing on their parade float. There's a popular song about how much fun it is to stay there, but of course it's a smidge difficult to do the dance properly if you don't have twice-four boneless limbs.