[whale-blanket]

lestimonials (lune testimonials)

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realis is anyone unhinged about latest realis does anyone want to be unhinged together can we

[clementine-kesh]

mysterious figure in a gem in realis… what does it all mean

[clementine-kesh]

[whale-blanket]

[image: a spread of images of multicolored crystals, color wheels, a mysterious silhouette in a topaz, perceived brightness scale in grayscale. over this conspiracy board is a photo of austin walker with an arrow pointing to him saying "WHAT IS HE COOKING?" end alt text]

[weltenwellen]

The Quiet Machine Ada Limón

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

Hi I think your comic isn’t American enough, I need Leaf eat burger and Lance crippling medical debt, please and thank

Shit my bad, lemme give them a Big Drink and 911 too

[whale-blanket]

can asian diaspora Not only relate to asian identity through parents/family. what about like, communism can we start relating to being asian through communism

[whale-blanket]

my official stance on the stargaze trailer

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

realis

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

OH

[peacereturnedtothevalley]

REALIS

[guccigarantine]

The Onion Ring where you just listen to Realis forever and ever on loop so that you can try to figure out Austin’s dastardly tricks

[egg-tats]

fun realis fact!

one year hence...

[kosmogrl]

last day of july… the passage of time will be the death of me

[whale-blanket]

i wrote the code to detect horse names in this post specifically instead of Real Semi-Urgent Job Duties and you can play it here

[phantomrose96]

Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.

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This post contains 30 horses (68.6% of the post)

🍎 @phantomrose96

Your children's show unfortunately has the absolute wrong take on tackling fascism. Yeah the power of friendship angle is showing a dismal lack of understanding of Marxist theory or even intro-level Leninism. Yeah my only two interests are children's media and online leftist discourse so this is gonna be a problem.

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[daftpatience]

original

[an-ruraiocht]

[lord-margolotta]

does anyone have a transcript i need to know how successfully each pokemon could operate an underground printing press in bremen during the protestant reformation!

[kallistoi]

only one gets reviewed in the end but:

[video description: a tiktok by dzastr22. it starts with a person saying,  “ranking all 1028 pokemon based on how successfully they could operate an underground printing press in bremen during the protestant reformation. coming in at 1028th place we’ve got… chandelure.” the background then changes to show an image of chandelure, which looks like an animate chandelier with ghostly flames. the speaker continues, “there are all sorts of reasons why i’m putting chandelure in last place here, first and foremost being: it doesn’t have any hands and those are typically pretty important when you’re trying to operate a manual printing press down by the docks in bremen. it wouldn’t be able to set type or ink the press or really do any of the duties necessary to run a smuggling operation across the north sea. also, the fact that chandelure is a flaming chandelier causes some issues for us, seeing as most of the materials necessary to print pamphlets are highly flammable. and finally, chandelure has the ability to drain and burn the spirits of people. the moment a 16th century dock worker sees this guy floating around town, it would spark a pretty big controversy and everyone would assume that the printing press is being operated by a confirmed agent of the devil. chandelure wouldn’t be able to help the protestant reformation in any way here and likely would leave bremen more catholic than when it came to the town.” end description.]

[dragongirlsweetie]

do NOT let people enjoy things. hold the line

[whale-blanket]

remember when sunny and i wrote rp of lmk!sun wukong and six eared macaque respectively. famous sun and moon coded queerbait of all time. and it was like well okay of course that is the thing we're doing