you will have never loved for nothing

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[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

[cononeillbreastingboobily]

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[amazoogle]

the enemy drank water today. did you?

[ewoly5]

i drank water three days ago. im several steps ahead of the enemy. this is what it takes to win

[juniepuppie]

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

[sweeetestcurse]

Kurt Russell as MacReady 04/??

[lydia-skyrim]

My thane, have you heard of this new thing they're calling "actually writing instead of browsing tumblr dot com"? I hear it's quite controversial

[nosimpincurly]

If you start reading books again, you’ll feel at least a little better. I promise.

[fishmirrors]

"This might seem like me betraying you, but this is actually me believing in you."

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[nemfrog]

"Venus appears largest when in the crescent phase." Natural History. December 1949.

Internet Archive

[radicalgraff]

“From Palestine to the Phillipiness…Stop the US war machine” seen in Mexico City

[gothicprep]

the “he eats his sunday gravy from a jar” line in the sopranos is great because iirc there’s not any evidence in the series that tony knows how to cook at all. he’s either eating at restaurants, eating something prepared for him at home, and taking things like breakfast cereal, cured meat, and ice cream out of the pantry/fridge/freezer. arguably patient zero for doordashing every meal.

[visenyaism]

Marylanders don’t say hi hello how are you my name is they just try to kill you with their car. which is of course a great honor in their culture

[visenyaism]

In Northern Virginia the country of my birth people kill you with their car because you deserve it. sic semper tyrannis

[red-garden]

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[tamamoland-of-destinys-demise]

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

[mikleos-deactivated20160315]

i hate when you’re outside and the sun