a certain gender sais quoi...

[Rowen (he/him), 30s, big fuckin queer] don't worry about it kitten

[catcrumb]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[jayyyneotai]

[warriormale]

The Hero’s Life is an unceasing struggle for supremacy over his peers.

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[sweating bullets] w…w-warriormale…. [gulps and looks at my clipboard] i hate to tell you this but th-that’s not wrestling, that’s overwatch fan art of two characters having sex sir [quaking in my fatigues]

[warriormale]

Actually its called “taking a Man’s back.”

Very common fight position in wrestling and Brazilian jiujitsu.

Don’t worry Soldier, its fighting……

Thanks for your concern…….

Train and fight!

WarriorMale

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[boyyeahright]

DON'T LOOK AT ME

[dogpuppy]

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[motziedapul]

Everyone's making adaptations of Dracula and Frankenstein that are more gay and trans, I want to make an audio drama that's an adaptation of The Count of Monte Cristo but more gay and trans

But that already exists and it was an anime that was released 21 years ago

If you want a Count of Monte Cristo story where a kiss was involved in the climax between The Count and Albert de Morcerf and their one trans woman character gets away safe and happy with a flourishing modeling career AND it's widely considered one of the best, if not the best onscreen adaptation of the novel, watch Gankutsuou

[mydignityisinflames]

Been working on this on and off over the past year as a birthday gift for a friend and it's finally done and gifted! 🌸🐍

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[romanceyourdemons]

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

[anxietyproblem]

[daeyumi]

That’s Dunban over there!

[markovchaingang]

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[choodraws]

blacksky eye 👁️

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[jame7t]

Dude, where’s my kissy. Where is my fuckin snuggles bro