Did She Really Just Say That?

@roweyourboat

Megan. 26-year-old work in progress trying to make a life wherever the wind takes her. I post whatever I find interesting, hilarious, or intriguing. My posts are completely and totally random, but then again, so is life. Come on in and enjoy the ride. Be nice to people because nobody likes an asshole. Practice reckless optimism.

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tobacconist

vine tarot

by ‘holly sweet’ on redbubble

five feet apart cus theyre not gay

oh my god they were roommates

i wont hesitate, bitch

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU

its wednesday my dudes

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a potato flew around my room

i have the power of god AND anime on my side

MY POOP IS COMING

~got a red dress on tonight, dancing in the dark in the pale moonlight~

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weaponsofclairvoyance

being in your 20s is just going to the store

weaponsofclairvoyance

its also about feeling very sad. at the store

agentveemo

can no longer listen to criticisms of how dumb people are in horror movies because it’s been half a year of a pandemic and we still can’t convince people to do something as basic as putting a piece of cloth over their face.

roboco-san

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

curlyfried

Don’t forget this special feature: at the same time hating when people tell you what to do

lovelysuggestions

don’t feel guilty for not being able to handle everything, for needing a break. you need to look after yourself, too. self care is not selfish.

guerrillatech

reallyabitch

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

podencos

Has anyone else been in the strangest, most indecipherable headspace of their life lately

turtleduckdate

that phrase like, “he looked at her like she was the sun” has always confused me because most people look at the sun like this

thankuforthecoffee

Me: I’M GONNA DO A THING

Me, later that same day: I did not do the thing

glazedeye-s

“Don't be ashamed to weep; 'tis right to grieve. Tears are only water, and flowers, trees, and fruit cannot grow without water” — Brian Jacques, Taggerung.