about me: Hai, u can js call me diane on here, or natalie (dont ask where that came from). Im fully 🇨🇳, but live in 🇳🇱. Istp, she/her
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♡ i like rubix cubes, yanfei, megumi, shoes, rhythm games, stsg & itafushi, and yes i have a Gojo shrine, and for some reason know too much abt bees (go ask '20-'21 me). Also yes i like maths what abt it.
Despite his insistence that his birthday “isn’t a big deal,” he’s unfortunately surrounded by friends who see it as the biggest deal of December 22!
In a time where everything is happy and not cursed, there’s no way Megumi Fushiguro would lack a birthday celebration, let alone have it go unnoticed!
The birthday celebration was everything he wouldn’t have wanted—a loud surprise, people crowding his personal space, and endless photos taken. But deep down, they all knew that the people being here was enough to weigh Megumi’s annoyance out—want to see how it went? Read the transcript from start to finish below with the photos taken, the process of his birthday planning from the POV of his girlfriend, and some exclusive interviews!
[Megumi and Ying in the car, nearing midnight of December 21st]
MEGUMI: Ying…
YING: Yeah?
MEGUMI: Why’re you recording?
YING: Eh? Why not? You know I love documenting small moments like this.
MEGUMI: Yeah. I know you do. You’re just focusing it on me a lot. And you brought your actual camera rather than just your phone.
YING: It’s your birthday after all. Of course I’d focus it on you in the highest quality, right, Ijichi?
[Ijichi nods]
YING: [laughs] Thanks for driving us again.
IJICHI: [nods with a smile] I couldn’t pass up the birthday boy.
YING: See? Even Ijichi thinks so! [she laughs, positioning the camera at Megumi] Oh! Oh! Keep doing that! You look good.
MEGUMI: Ying…
YING: C’mon! Just act like yourself. I already love that about you.
MEGUMI: Jeez...
YING: Look, you look so good!
MEGUMI: [leans into camera and chuckles, wrapping arms around Ying] You're just good at taking photos.
YING: Take some credit for being eye-candy, will you? You sea urchin.
MEGUMI: Stop calling me that.
IJICHI: We're here.
YING: Ooh, thanks, Ijichi!
IJICHI: Happy birthday again, Megumi.
MEGUMI: Oh, thanks. For that and the ride.
IJICHI: I do have a present for you, actually.
MEGUMI: Huh? You do?
[Ijichi chuckles, pulling his gift out and handing it to Megumi]
MEGUMI: You…got me a bunny plushie too? Huh? It’s the same as Ying’s?
IJICHI: Don’t worry about it. Happy birthday, Megumi.
MEGUMI: Ah, thank you…
[Ijichi drives off]
YING: [zooms camera in on Megumi] So…where are the cuties?
MEGUMI: Shiro and Kuro? Why?
YING: Come on, we can’t celebrate without your dogs!
MEGUMI: You want them for yourself.
YING: …no…
[Megumi stares blankly at her]
YING: Okay, so what?
MEGUMI: [sighs] I’ll get them.
YING: Yay!
[The dogs come out, and Shiro runs over to Ying’s legs, Kuro running over to Megumi. Megumi bends down and pets Kuro]
YING: Oooh, that is so cute! [points camera towards him]
MEGUMI: Did you just—
YING: Yup. I did.
MEGUMI: Of course you did.
YING: You love me.
MEGUMI: That I do.
YING: Aww, I love you too!
[The two of them, with the dogs, start walking back to his dorm. Ying pauses write in front of his door]
MEGUMI: Hm? Is something the matter?
YING: No, no. I just…well, wanted to give you my second present. [looks down at the time on her phone before reaching up and placing a soft kiss on his lips] Happy Birthday, Megumi.
MEGUMI: Eh? It’s already twelve?
YING: Yeah. I wanted to beat anyone to greeting you first.
MEGUMI: [stares for a bit, before a huff of amusement comes out] Thank you, Ying. [leans down to hug her]
YING: Aww, you’re welcome, Megumi. [hugs back] Now, come on, let’s go in. I have my third present for you?
MEGUMI: Third? Huh?
[Ying opens the door to his dorm just slightly]
MEGUMI: What the—
[Yuuji, Nobara, and Gojo tackle him to the ground with bunny plushies and presents]
YUUJI: Fushiguro! Happy Birthday!
GOJO: Happy birthday, Megumi!
MEGUMI: What—what are you all doing in my dorm!? [looks up at Ying] This was your third present?
YING: Oh, don’t tell me you’re not enjoying it.
SHOKO: [sighs] Gojo, I told you not to tackle him first thing on his birthday.
MEGUMI: Ieiri is here too?
SHOKO: Everyone is. Yuta, Maki, Toge—Tsumiki.
MEGUMI: [pauses the fight from the ground] Tsumiki?
TSUMIKI: [looks down at Megumi, holding a bunny plushie] Happy birthday, Megumi.
MEGUMI: [forces the three off of him and gets up from the ground] Tsumiki, I didn’t expect you to be here…a bunny plushie?
TSUMIKI: [laughs, reaching up to hug him] Well, you can blame your girlfriend here. She set everything up.
MEGUMI: [looks at Ying behind the camera] You did?
YING: You really expected me to not do one big thing on your birthday? It’s like we never dated…
MEGUMI: [laughs] I did know. Still doesn’t mean I’m not surprised—woah!
[Yuuji and Nobara bombard him with the bunny plushies again]
YUUJI: The bunnies were part of her plan too!
MEGUMI: That’s why Ijichi…
NOBARA: Yeah. We all got one. Cause she’s all disgustingly cute and romantic with you.
MEGUMI: Hey—stop giving me them all at once!
YING: Oh! Oh! Stay there! Let me take a photo!
YING: Perfect! I love it!
NOBARA: Alright, bring out the cake, Yuuji!
YUUJI: Eh? Why me?
NOBARA: You’d really make a girl carry it? How dare you.
YUUJI: What!?
[The two of them start bickering as they go to get the cake, the others holding them back from violence]
MEGUMI: [walks up behind Ying to see the photo she took] Huh, you captured that well.
YING: [chuckles, leaning back] You look so cute here.
MEGUMI: [wraps hand around her waist and places chin on her shoulder] You just know how to capture a moment.
YING: Just the the credit, my gosh. [she laughs and kisses his cheek]
[Megumi buries his face into her neck, mumbling]
YING: What was that?
MEGUMI: …thanks. For all of this.
YING: [smiles and kisses his head] Of course. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you.
MEGUMI: …I love you.
YING: Gosh, you’re adorable. I love you more, Megumi.
MEGUMI: [pulls his head up and chuckles] Oh, definitely not more than right now. [kisses her cheek] Definitely not more than ever.
Statements from Those Present:
YUUJI: I loved seeing it! Fushiguro ain’t someone who likes all the attention like that, so his reaction was part of one of the things I was most looking forward to. He didn’t disappoint!
NOBARA: Eh, I guess it was fun. What was fun was looking at Fushiguro’s face all flustered the entire time. I should totally ask Ying if she has more blackmail photos of him—serves him right for taking her when I had her first.
GOJO: Megumi’s faces on his birthday ever since I came into his life never gets old—but he is! How am I supposed to live with that? One day, you’re picking them up from school—the next they have a girlfriend! I don’t believe it!
TSUMIKI: Megumi’s never been one to like attention, and it’s only an unfortunate thing for him that he’s surrounded by people who are willing to give him all the attention in the world on his birthday, haha. For as much as he has his complaints, it’s noticeable how much he opens up year after year on his birthday. I think that was my favorite part.
YING: Eh? You’re interviewing me too? Well, I think you already know what I’m going to say. There’s no way I’m not going to go all out for Megumi’s birthday—I do, truly, love him. And the desire within me to make sure he knows he’s cared and loved for in his special day is immense and undeniable. So I’ll do just that. And yeah—I agree with what Tsumiki said. He has opened up more and more, and I think it’s absolutely precious.
And there we have it folks! Another year to Megumi Fushiguro-grow big and strong! For as much as you glare at those wh celebrate your birthday, you deserve it as much as the rest. We all love you, our sweet sweet sea urchin. Check out all the photos and extras on @yintotheyqngg here!
Ying: Happiest of birthdays to you, my everything. To use my shoulders to carry your burdens is a dream I wish to come true. Cover your ears, and let us whisper a happy birthday to you to remember that you're cared for.
a/n: wow tumblr is like the best place for self ship huh it’s so fun and cute and no one judges. Anyway, to bash tumblr for a bit, hi tumblr if there’s one thing I will forever be mad at you for it’s when I wanted to post this as twelve am on December twenty two and realized you deleted it meaning that I had to restart almost everything. But I wasn’t going to let that stop me from a VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MEGUMI FUSHIGURO 🥹🥹🥹. He’s gen my everything guys. this whole entire thing was kinda scraped and ESPECIALLY BECAUSE A LITTLE APP HAD DELETED ALL MY DARN PROGRESS LIKE HI HAHAHAHA DO YOU WANT TO DIE. I mentioned this in Card’s Reflections, but I remember just posting for myself last year and making a Megumi birthday post to lowkey like no one because I was new and didn’t have much engagement on my account, and now an entire year has passed and there’s actually people I can celebrate it with online 🥹. I love you all. I love you Megumi. Happiest of birthdays to my sweet sea urchin, my everything, my baby. I love you so much 😚.
HAI, i promise ive been writing... but i need like a word goal. So like around how many words do we want, i dont wanna dissapoint people after like 3(??) weeks.
Ive been busy w school and whatnot, with that i mean ive been waking up at 4am to do my homework and study. But next week i dont have school!! So ill write more then, if i still havent finished yet.
Hai guys, i changed my ao3 user from "Nerdi4ne" to "Di4nity". Bc i don't want ppl irl to find my acc (again). I js thought i would say this so ppl can still find it
PLEASE DO BOTTOM MEGUMI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🙏🙏🙏 (not forced btw I’m so sorry if that came out as too aggressive I’m just really love bottom Megumi😭😭)
SAME I STARTED WRITING AND AUTOMATICALLY DID HIM AS A BOTTOM, but seriously stop voting for Yuji i cant imagine megumi as a top. Still I'll do what the poll says, and if it says Yuji again I'll just do the poll fir thr 3rd time. Third time's the charm, amirite.
