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“Cry me a river, build a bridge, and row under it.”

—Coach

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Sometimes I wish my strokes were harder and more agressive, then next time I might have a heart attack, die, and never have to row again

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*boom clap the sound of my thighs the boat goes on and on and on and on on*

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Don't catch crabs!

All rowing coaches and sex ed teachers ever

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Coach: 2k tomorrow

Me: new phone who dis?

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Cool video of my team last winter! More to come hopefully! :)

Row row row your boat, vigorously, angrily, and powerfully down the stream 500 400 300 200 All I want to do is scream

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My first spring season

Me: holy crap only 2000 meters? That's gonna be so easy! I love 2k season!!!

Varsity: *trying not to laugh*

Me as a varsity rower now: what is life

If you're rowing and you like it clap your hands!

*groaning*

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oar-nah

I FUCKING HATE WINTER TRAINING

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Port vs Starboard

Starboard: like

Port: reblog

zoenne

This does not really work, because Port being reblogged means they will get more exposure and would eventually outnumber the number of likes. To really be fair, there should be a post saying “If you’re port, reblog this post, if you’re startboard, reblog [link to another post]”, with a mirror post.

Also, maybe a third one for biwseptual people, and a fourth for coxes? <3

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(It's a joke 😂)

Port vs Starboard

Starboard: like Port: reblog