just a ghost at most, a set of empty bones

hello my name is roxanne and i'm the dad joke friend

[1o9]

[hospital-vesper-deactivated2019]

NOW it’s a party! ! ! !

[dennys]

Draw the most beautiful pancake

[spicy-blanket]

>be me

>about 13 years old

>basically naivete incarnate still

>just discovered the world of fanfiction.net

>have an account and a few stories posted so far

>currently working on a fanfic of Spirited Away

>get a comment one day

>commenter asks if I can put lemons in my story

>I think it’s an odd request but will do anything to please a fan

>write the next chapter acknowledging the lemon request and say that the chapter WILL CONTAIN LEMONS

>about halfway through the chapter I wrote a giant duck running past the protagonist with an armful of lemons

>duck says “MY lemons” then runs off

>feel pleased with myself at having granted my fan’s request

>years later I find out there’s another meaning for lemon in the fanfic world

>lemons are sex scenes

>my commenter was asking me to put a sex scene in my story

>at 13 years old I unintentionally trolled the shit out of some random person

>whoops

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[zackisontumblr]

m’lighter

[snapgif]

[smaug-official]

My man Joe don’t give a fuck

[boob-io]

Best of Gorillaz/Blur lyrics

[systemes]

tag yourself i’m astronaut ass 👏🏼

[its-called-gratitude]

blow, blow me out I am so sad, I don’t know why

[hashtagparksandrec]

[georgekinstanza]

[fadedsaturated]

Wonder Woman is my everything.

[babyanimalgifs]

[friend-called-boxcar]

who was the fool who was tasked with naming the galaxy and the only adjective they could think of was ‘mmmmmmmmmmmmilky…’

[skajador]

scientist: (gazing up at space)  scientist: ……….. it sure is a milky boy 

[freshfriedtrash]

NO

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND

ASTRONOMERS ARE THE SHITTIEST EVER AT NAMING THINGS I KID YOU NOT.

When it came time to name the two theoretical particle types that might be dark matter THEY INTENTIONALLY CHOSE THE NAMES SO THAT THE ACRONYMS WOULD SPELL “WIMPS” AND “MACHOS” I SHIT YOU NOT

THEY ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE AT NAMING ANYTHING

[braincoins]

I just listened to a talk by Neil deGrasse Tyson himself LAST NIGHT and he went on about this more than once.

“I’m walking down the street and I’m like ‘ooh pretty rock…’ and some Geologist is like ‘actually, that’s anorthosite feldspar’ and I’m like ‘Nevermind, I don’t want it anymore.’ Any biologists in the audience? [some clapping] Yeah, you know what I’m talking about. The most important molecule in the human body, what did you name it? It has NINE SYLLABLES and it’s so long that even YOU GUYS abbreviate it as ‘DNA’!

But astrophysicists and astronomers? No, man, we call it like we see it. Star made of neutrons? NEUTRON STAR. Small white star? WHITE DWARF. You know that big red spot on Jupiter? Know what we called it? JUPITER’S RED SPOT.”

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

my favourite one is rocks which they mis-identify as meteorites but then turn out to just be regular rocks,

they are called meteor-wrongs

[graysea]

The Solar System!

bonus Pluto!

[selfloveandsuch-blog]

THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER

[ctm-san]

[ohmahgawddion]

One reason why I love anime. The emotion of the voice acting is too strong

[deadjosey-deactivated20200613]

[supahbeefcakes]

did

did this anime waifu just tear down the edgy pretentious pseudointellectual facades we construct for ourselves as an obfuscating substitute for actual worth of character and accuse us of being so wrapped up in our own insular self-validating atrophied emotional comfort zones that we can only relate to others through pop culture allusions and mental dominance contests instead of a genuine emotional connection between two human beings

what the hell man

[anarchiccorrosivity]

Christ

[itsapmseymour]

I feel like I need to soul search after watching that…

[lullabyhulk]

For those of you wondering, this anime is called Inō-Batoru wa Nichijō-kei no Naka de!

[boredpanda]

Dad Of 4 Girls Tweets Conversations With His Daughters, Proves Parenting Is Fun

[suntbone]

These kids are savage

[iguanamouth]

I'd like to make a request. An Iron Maiden... but with hands instead of spikes. Think about it.

why even stop there lets keep this awful finger train goin

[acoolguy]

anyone else feel good when their brain releases a bunch of endorphins?

[brucebocchi]

ccant relate

[jonbutter]

why would my brain release a bunch of dolphins

[eggrollie-blog]

art has been hard lately but i made this banana today and its probably the height of my ability and i am ready now

[eggrollie-blog]

UPDATE…………………… smaller

[tenrhettwoods]

talented banana man

[kristenschaals]