[bellpepa-deactivated20250429]

#hagblogger #elderlyhood #senilehood #divinegeriatric

[laterkiss]

happy pride to my favourite post on reddit

[alexandria-stone-author]

I FOUND THE TWEET THAT GOT ME TO WATCH PRIDE AND PREJUDICE

[bittersweetblasphemy]

Priest Kink less in the way of wanting to be dominated by a religious figure and more in the way that i drive a holy man to sin at my command and if he dares to try to repent i remind him in whatever way i see fit that he doesn't belong to god anymore.

[trashpandaartblog]

You'll have a sandwich

By Rémich

[myfavoritedemons]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GO LOOK AT MORE OF THE ARTIST'S WORK ON HER INSTAGRAM, IT'S AMAZING

[pouroverpaloma]

I just felt like he fit in

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

“Put him on his knees give him something to believe in” has the exact same energy and depth of meaning as anything Hozier puts out on the regular but since it’s sung by Megan Thee Stallion no one takes it seriously. In this essay I will-

[saturnisfilledwithbees]

To flesh this out a little bit more: both Megan Thee Stallion and Hozier write and sing really sexual songs, but they’re different in that Hozier’s music is typically “let me worship you” while Megan’s is usually “I’m worshipping myself,” which makes all the difference because it’s an acceptance of power rather than the giving of it. He’s the sinner, she’s the saint. However, taking their difference in genres out of it, people don’t usually seem to take Megan Thee Stallion’s music seriously in comparison to Hozier because a) her lyrics are more overtly and blatantly sexual and b)she’s claiming her sexuality for herself, and that scares a lot of people. The secret, no-one-wants-to-talk-about reason is that she’s a confident black woman, which terrifies people way than sex does. In conclusion, Hozier and Megan Thee Stallion are two sides of the same poetic, sexual coin, but people just don’t want to admit it. Which is WHY a collaboration between Hozier and Megan would be so powerful that it would change the timeline as we know it yes I will elaborate 

[johnnycrass]

clap if you're a black hole of a person and have never been satisfied

[butterfly-room]

hello the bbc can i interest you in a 70+ book series about the fifteenth doctor for a mature audience containing fan service torture and bisexuality? crucially these books must cost £4.99 each and make you no money whatsoever

[hamtastrophe]

[scribbletalks]

i need people to know that warlock girl went on to win that season of America’s Next Top Model by like a significant margin

[shamebats]

For context: Jonis Josef is a famous Norwegian comedian.

[brightlotusmoon]

[sailermoon]

[sailermoon]

saw these tags days ago and I’m literally always thinking of it now. they have all the pollen and such on them

[anarchopuppy]

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[sweetoothgirl]

Black Sesame Milk

[prrb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[ot3]

i wish more animated movies used. like. voice actors instead of just competing to see who can get the longest list of recognizable names at the bottom of their poster.

[scotianostra]

Baws

[set-underwear-to-no]

Me before watching the video: What does “Baws” mean???

Me 30 seconds into the video: BAWS

[my-dailydreams]