Met Her In The Bay But She Lookin Atlanta

SoCal Native Cookin Up That Bass

[bob-belcher]

[ratfuck]

British food look like this

[roseskinnycoffee]

Excuse me.

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

[ratfuck]

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

[deletedblog122020]

tender & delicious gummy pasta

[westerncrib]

Forbidden penne

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Get ready for this beefy boy

Here’s the beefy boy.

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[batsuda-deactivated20211213]

GRIMES and Elon Musk at the 2018 met gala

[anarchapella]

Unpopular opinion: straight people using “partner” to refer to their SO actually helps normalize the term so that lgbt folx can use it without automatically outing themselves to strangers. It also helps other straight ppl get comfortable with the fact that strangers aren’t entitled to information about other people’s gender or sexuality.

[lesserkiwi-deactivated20180504]

Give op their hard-earned notes

[tenkaichibudokai]

[steviepsyclone]

The moment people were like “oh shit water benders”

[el-aurian-deactivated20200313]

I really loved this episode though, it was an established theme in the show that firebenders are associated with death and waterbenders are associated with life and healing, and up to this point it all seemed so clear-cut, because fire obviously destroys everything in its path while water can put out fires and heals, as we’ve seen particularly in Katara’s case with her natural healing ability.  

Then we meet Hama, who due to years of torture and hatred has found a way to turn the classic gentler waterbending ways into a weapon of destruction and manipulation, and honestly I can’t think of a better way to introduce people to the fact that things are never as clear cut as they seem.  We’ve thought of waterbenders as the good guys up until this point, so it’s jarring to find out that no, despite stereotypes and traditions, there are always going to be good and bad people in every culture/group, but that’s the point of the entire show.

It’s revisited later too when Aang and Zuko find the Sun Warriors who teach them firebending is not just about death and destruction, but also about bringing warmth to the earth and making plants grow and both Aang and Zuko needed to hear that they weren’t just instruments of destruction and gain confidence from the idea of using firebending to create life and I love it I love this show so much.

[flowisaconstruct-deactivated202]

I’ve said this roughly 1,000 times on this blog, but I think this show is a masterpiece of narrative. They establish characters and cultures that any other show would codify and then turn their own concept on its ear in believeable ways time and time again. Really exceptional.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

This show was one of a kind 

[c3rvida3]

My boss, who is a grown woman with children my age, just whispered, “Oh, this is going to be so fucking efficient,” before spraying Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and proceeding to cough her guts out when it blew back in her face.

[correct-vampire-opinions]

me

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, applying a protective Gay Barrier™ before heading out to meet up with the Straights:

[toastbutteregg]

me doing homework:

pees

checks fridge

drinks water

*looks at clock*

“i still have plenty of time”

scrolls tumblr

opens youtube for relaxing music-

then finding myself watching cute cats and dogs

opens new tab to finally start homework but instead types tumblr.com

“i need a 15 min break i deserve this”

*30 mins after, still scrolling through my dash*

*staring at the wall trying to find the answers

but ends up thinking what i’ll eat next*

*looks around trying to find someone to blame for my life*

*does something irrelevant*

“im so tired!!!“

*sleeps*

*wakes to pee*

*looks at clock*

*cries*

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

People often say they hope their deceased pet dog is chasing squirrels in doggy heaven… what did all of those squirrels do to deserve an afterlife of torment?

[doggy-puppy-indulgence]

Dog heaven is also squirrel hell it’s a very efficient system.

[ubercharge]

i can’t stop fucking laughing at the thought of squirrels sinning so much in the mortal plane that they have to be sent to squirrel hell to atone

[sapphireswimming]

They know that the bird feeder isn’t meant for them

[theshitneyspears]

[westafricanbaby]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[insecure-beautyy]

This is litterally me lmao

[champagnepadre]

me: *sees anything* me: me

[joannus]

when u givin head and u hear them say “oh fuck” under they breath