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PSA
this blog will probably just be inactive from now on 'cause making it was a mistake so
yeah bye i guess
didn't rp with anyone but cheren anyway
Why is this happening to you? What did you ever do to warrant this level of sexual harassment…?
[TEXT] There’s no reason to do so.
WHY ARE YOU EVEN RESPONDING?
As soon as you wanna text an apology to him, Billy Jo sneaks up behind you and takes off with your phone, cackling loudly in a way only she managed to do.
"BJ GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!" You sneer, desperately chasing after her. You aren't able to catch up to her though, so when she finally hands the phone back to you on her own accord you are almost too afraid to look at the texts she sent... But you have to, just to see the damage she's done. You're gonna get her for this.
[TEXT] i want you to spank me so hard your hand leaves a permanent handprint on my butt
[TEXT] i'm gonna give you so many hickies you need a scarf to cover up
[TEXT] i'm gonna frick you so hard you can't even stand anymore the next morning ;D
Oh no. OH NO-- She even added one of those pervy wink smileys-- OH SHE IS SO DEAD WHEN YOU GET HER!!!!
[TEXT] Crap BJ took a hold of my phone
…Is she sexting you? …She’s sexting you. She’s totally sexting you. You’ve seen TV specials about this kind of thing before.
…BUT YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. You… you have to reply… You have no idea what to say.
[TEXT] No.
…Welp.
Your Xtransceiver beeps, and your heart stops for a second when you see it's from Cheren. 'No.' No? ...S-so he wasn't 'nakey'? Well, you could have figured that one out on your own. So you just play along?
...
[TEXT] do you wanna get nakey?
You still have no clue why you're even texting back... But maybe you could use it as bribing material later? Yeah that was probably it. That, or you're just insane. For now you just hope this is all one big dream.
You can do nothing but stare in shock at your Xtransceiver. …You just stand there, sweating profusely, trying to figure out hOW YOU’RE MEANT TO RESPOND OT THAT.
IS SHE SERIOUS? DOESN’T SHE THINK YOU’RE A HUGE NERD?
WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO? WHAT DO YOU DO?
What do you do now? He hasn't replied yet, has he? Maybe, just MAYBE, you can still fix it? But how? He probably already read it. You go back into the messaging editing screen, and in a huge fir of panicking and sweating you enter the first thing that comes to your mind, and you hit send.
[TEXT] are you nakey
Wait. What? WHAT THE HECK? DID YOU REALLY JUST ASK HIM IF HE WAS NAKED?!? YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T STAY UP THIS LATE BLOGGING ANYMORE!
How are you ever going to fix this?!
Oh no-- You sent that text on the wrong phone! You were sure you could multitask just fine, but you accidentally used your own phone instead of Nicky's! Is this karma? But karma liked you, right?
WHY COULDN'T YOU CHECK THE MESSAGE ONE LAST TIME?!? NOW YOU SENT THAT TERRIBLE TEXT TO CHEREN!
Checking out another dude is considered a gay experience Cheren.
"Who says I checked out another dude……?"
"You did. Don't think I didn't hear that part about fishface."
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual fuck
immortal-clara:
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THIS
Checking out another dude is considered a gay experience Cheren.
"Hmph. If anybody needs to be ‘put up with’ around here, it’s you, not me."
"…But, uh… Th-thanks… I guess…"
"So now I don't wanna see any frown on you any time soon, you hear me? And I have to put up with your nerd stuff so don't say I'm the bad guy here."
"…Why do you even care so much? It’s not like I talk about it to you or anything."
"And… and I am doing better, in any case. I’ve been going out, hanging out with friends, working, battling… all kinds of stuff. What else am I meant to do?"
"Well you might be a total nerd and shit but I guess you're still kinda my friend??? Even if you're annoying a lot."
"I mean you even sat there and took the tattoo like a man! Though the picture isn't that manly I guess."
"I mean you put up with all the shit I do, so I guess I should try to be a bit more uh. Well I should put up a bit more with you I guess?"
If you say ‘Cheren in a nerd’ in the mirror three times at midnight Cheren will show up to your house and yell at you about nerd stuff.
"…It’s true."
"Okay then imma try that out tonight."
"And if you don't show up you're lying!"
If you say 'Cheren in a nerd' in the mirror three times at midnight Cheren will show up to your house and yell at you about nerd stuff.
"……….."
"…Maybe… Maybe you’re right…"
"But… I really am… trying, you know? I… I’m working hard and… and trying to see other people and… And I’m training hard and…"
"…I’m trying, okay! Don’t believe for a second that I’m not trying!"
"Well it doesn't look like you're trying! But if you say so, I guess. Maybe you just need to show a little more that you're trying, yo. Even if you're already are. Maybe then you'll be less of a nerd, too. Iunno more determined and stuff. Though I still feel like you need a piercing..."
"I… I’m not sad… I… I;m fine, Roxie. …S-sorry, I… I didn’t mean to… to upset you or anything…"
"If you aren't sad, then why are you so, oh, Iunno, SAD?!? Dude I know that it hurts losin' your true love to someone else, but yo! She's got feelings too! And if you truly love her, you respect the SHIT OUT OF THAT and you LET HER ROCK OFF LIKE THE AWESOME BAD ASS SHE IS! Right now you're just stuck in the past and that doesn't work! If you are stuck there you can't even see all the other good stuff happening at all, and that sucks! Why would you want to miss out on that, just because your heart is broken? Those events are supposed to heal it, you know? The good ones I mean of course! But you're not even allowing yourself to get over it! You're not only hurting yourself, but also your friends with that, dude!"
"SO STOP FOR ONCE, JUST FUCKING ONCE, AND THINK, WOW, LOOK, THERE'S STILL GOOD STUFF HAPPENING! AND IF YOU CAN'T EVEN DO THAT, WELL THEN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!!"
CHEREN STOP BEING SAD BEFORE I COME OVER THERE AND HUG YOU BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA LOWER MYSELF TO THAT LEVEL!!!!!!!
{//: yo its fine, all you’d miss out on is colress acting like a “man" sO YEAH IM GONNA SKIP THE CRAP://} You were supposed to be saving Cheren but you ended up being mauled into bits and pieces by a dragonite along the way, it turns out that your so called brother didn’t even help you escape from this fate. You find yourself whining for more as she unstraps you from the chair, that was probably one of the most intense things that you’ve ever had done to you. You were so worked up about a little needle but you ended up liking it once it started doing it’s job, a little too much, your shoulder is killing you now but the pain was definitely worth it. "Why do I have to pay? I didn’t sign up for this."
You stare at Colress’s brand new cat tattoo… Fantastic. Matching tattoos. Definitely not what you expected to happen when you went to the mall today…
"Wait… Yeah, why should we have to pay? You were the one who forced us into it. And you are the famous rock star, aren’t you? Surely you have more money than the two of us combined."
You button up your shirt and glare towards Roxie.
"Well, I didn't get any tattoos! I'm not gonna pay for what I didn't get! 'Sides... I bet dad won't like it if I told him you made me pay for your tattoos! I only mildly encouraged you guys, after all~!"
"So suck it up you wussie! I'll be at the candy shop if ya need me!"
You skip outside before they could stop you, and make your way over to the candy shop, expecting to see them there.
You eye the room in an attempt to find Cheren in danger and find absolutely nothing harming him, instead he’s shirtless and admiring his body in the mirror. Perhaps Roxie and Cheren finally got back together? Maybe Roxie dragged him into a place where nobody could find them in the building and they got it on, but that’s probably unlikely, knowing that he’s been separated from her for quite awhile now and she’s probably over him.. Roxie turns her head around and notices you standing around, she snickers slightly as she walks up to you. "Oh! Good afternoon, Roxie." ”..It’s been ages since we’ve last spoken to each other." Hopefully she hasn’t found out about your broken vows, if someone told her you’d drive yourself to insanity and probably do something even stupider than before. Cheren doesn’t seem like he’d be able to bring it in himself to tell her that you’ve been drinking lately after you promised her that you’d change. She grabs you by the hand and leads you to a chair near a buff male hunching over a stool waiting for his next customer. Without a word she pushes you into the chair and straps you in, uneasily you shoot her a strange look and shiver slightly.
"Hiiii! We’re currently doin’ an experiment, so if you would partake that would be rad! It is for the sake of humanity!"
Roxie whispers something in the guys ear, but you cannot make out what she’s saying. Nervously you chuckle at the odd situation and try to think of all the reasons why she would want a scientist to volunteer for an experiment, shouldn’t it be the other way around? "Uhm.."
"Alright dude, I hope you are ready ‘cause you’re gonna get a sweet ass pic on your shoulder!"
Why now?
You stare in shock as Colress bursts through the door. Far too late. And is then dragged off to his own doom.
You walk forward to retrieve your shirt and think about stopping Roxie from claiming another victim, but… He doesn’t seem to be fighting against it at all. He’s just… allowing it.
…Then again, Colress is kind of a weird guy so… He’d probably end up liking it…
…So you sit back and watch. Serves him right for arriving too late to save you. You rub your stinging shoulder.
(( i hope it is ok for me to timeskip a bit))
Now Colress was all ready to be painted on, you give the guy carrying the tools a nod as a hint for him to start. A while later Colress is the proud owner of a tattoo with several cat Pokémon interacting with each other.
"There! Now you both have one!"
You release Colress from the chair, not giving him a second glance. You didn't really know the guy, after all.
"Maybe you guys should go pay for it though! It wouldn't be nice to just run off after this guy did such splendid work!"
Might as well play nice so that the tattoo shop dude won't make YOU pay the sum.