The Homestuck Epilogues, or as I like to call them, The Alpha Kids Deserve Better

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The Homestuck Epilogues, or as I like to call them, The Alpha Kids Deserve Better
this one is going to everybody’s annual Giftsmas card
at which turn did it all go downhill, janey bear?
I rebuild Jade’s Island in Minecraft :)
its her!
Cat fashion
that feeling when you see an attractive side profile
Justice lady
I love you, I love you, I love you.
Terezi + Mitski lyrics bc it’s truly sadboy hours.
You know it was probably for the best the Terezi was some recluse who lived in the woods and ate live squirrel meat because if she actively participated in society with other teals they would have fucking necked themselves
She shows up to the meeting 20 minutes late in footie pajamas and light up sketchers and plays Zelda throughout the whole thing but no one can say shit because she got a 375 on her bar exam
Some exhausted teal co-worker: do have the file I asked for
Terezi, on her third box of chalk that week: OH FUCK Y34H
Co-worker, upon being handed an report written in gel pen and covered in glitter that will somehow be the most skilled and competently written thing he’s read all month:
I use songs to create art because I am unoriginal and a tool.
So here, have a Kanaya.
Two kids p2
The boys are back in town.
its been a hot minute since i drew the fave.
Are they… you know.. *mimes cutting someone in half with a chainsaw* a virgo?
the mimes are doing What
Are they… you know… *mimes beating the shit out of someone with a juggling club* a Capricorn?
it’s homestuck, isn’t it