The better Hemsworth

"I feel like anything I'm doing in life, I try to stay myself and be as honest and true as I can be, you know, and be a nice person. I've always been taught to be kind to people and have an open mind about life."

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@chrhemsworth @margotrobbied

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Having been back in Australia was fucking brilliant. I missed the surf that the beaches there offer. Getting back on my board and going out in the water was just what I needed, I think. Although I’m already itching to get back out there -- maybe I’ll need to make a trip to Malibu or something, it’s a much shorter flight. 

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jrhutcherson:

Was she teeny, blonde hair, blue eyes – speaks in a British accent? If that’s who you saw that’s Zoe. 

Everyone is teeny next to me -- that’s not a very good description, mate but I dunno. I was too hungover to notice anything but the fact someone was falling asleep there.

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jrhutcherson:

I’ve been watching a lot of movies with Zoe lately – we started with Insidious and she said ‘nope’ a gazillion times throughout the movie. If she looks a little sleep deprived around town, I’m sorry. 

I don’t even know who Zoe is -- I’m going to guess it was the woman who was falling asleep at the supermarket. Could be wrong, though.

[ilovecherriesforever]

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itszendayya:

It’s so crazy right? Such a strange feeling. Definitely worth seeing, and I’m not even saying that because I’m in it, it just has such an amazing cast. Nice to meet you Liam, I have to say, I’m pretty glad I did to.

It is -- never thought I’d have a chance in hell in dating Miley but here we are -- I’ve been dating her one and off for years. Hugh Jackman is in it, isn’t he? That makes it amazing alone. Doing Australia proud. 

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milraycyrus:

Well you try making the bed with our dogs on it and see how well you get on. Eventually I just lay down with them because there’s no use in fighting with them. I don’t know why they got a divorce either. I just don’t ask as I feel as though it’s not my place to. Natural sibling shit – I got disgusted by the fact that Trace dated Brenda Song once. Well for one thing your girlfriend hates that song. 

Or we just don’t make the bed and don’t have that problem. That’s an idea that I’m okay with. Why wouldn’t it be your place to? You’re part of the family, babe. That includes Elsa. They were kind of cute together -- an odd match, I’ll admit but it happened. Why do you hate it? I like it. 

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chrhemsworth:

Yeah I know the conversation just goes around and around. Kind of the reason why I stopped asking for you to get her pregnant. You keep dogs alive don’t you? You’d be doing the same thing with a kid. All that’s going on is flirting. Also aware that Twitter is public however I didn’t think anyone would’ve cared to read it.

Thank God for that. Lucky I was taught to wrap it before tapping it. Sex education although uncomfortable did come in handy. Yeah, but dogs are easier to take care of then kids. They just do their own thing and don’t need as much attention. Are you kidding? You’re Thor, everyone cares to read it. 

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jennyxlaw:

What’s up losers!? Your favorite weirdo has arrived to town. Almost got rid of me but no! No I’m kidding this sounded very crazy. Hello there my name is Jennifer Lawrence and now instead of unpacking I sit and drink a bottle of wine. I know I’m awesome but who’s gonna unpack everything??

Pretty big of you to call us losers when you’re the biggest one of them all. Unpack it yourself, no one wants to help you. 

[chrishemswortth]

‘He’s just a good brother, man. That’s what you gotta do, that’s what you gotta do!‘

Bonus:

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soutterlytaron:

A fake? Do you want to call Phoebe a fake Aussie to her face? I’d like to see you try. That’s not crying, that’s… I don’t know what it is, but it’s weird. I’m glad that you are, you two just fit together. Marriage? I don’t know, I never considered it either and without Phoebe, I might still be of the same opinion. Whatever works for you two, actually. That’s all that counts. Good, because I kinda don’t want to die. This should be fun.

Send her my way and I will. It’s crying, dude. I’m just not showing it. Thanks, I think so too. I’m not completely opposed to the idea, I just don’t think we need it. Marriage is a lot of pressure then people want you having kids and the works. No one has time for that. If you die -- at least it’s a good way to go.

[abbeynw8]

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Hello, it’s me, Liam.

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soutterlytaron:

Ah. No, I really never tried it. I don’t even think she eats it? I don’t know, it never came up in our conversations, or turned up in our kitchen pantries. Are you crying? I don’t see you crying. Well, you’ve been back together, so… I see, well, I’m sure I won’t die out there, so… how do you do it? Are you born doing it?

Then she’s not Australian. I think you have yourself a fake. I’m crying on the inside, dude. That’s why you can’t see it. Yeah, we are. Don’t know about the whole marriage thing, though. I don’t know -- I’ve just always surfed. You won’t die. 

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shvymitchvll:

I guess i kinda did, ops! I tend to loose the train of thought so easily, i swear i don’t know how function honestly. See it brings everyone together, hey stranger, i haven’t seen you since went on that one date with your brother that one time.

Does anyone know how to function? We’re all kind of just floating and hoping for the best. You saw me when you went on a date with my brother? I am the better looking Hemsworth, so I can see why you were distracted.

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shvymitchvll:

you know what the best thing is about coming back to this beautiful place is? you already, know where everything is but it’s been too long, i may have forgotten my way around, so scratch everything i just said! Hi there i’m Shay and i love pizza probably way too much.

So you just lost the best part of coming back? Pizza is a pretty good food to love, I’m not going to lie there.