[royalmonstrosity]

MINORS DNI, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. I am an adult and this is my space, respect my boundaries and leave me alone. if you're an adult and you've scrolled up here to send a rude ask- stop judging my porn preferences and kill the cop in your mind telling you to. it's the internet, click the x in the top corner of your scream and be done with it. try jerking off to what YOU prefer and see if you feel better after, mkay?

PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO!! not 18/21+, not minors dni, your AGE. If your age isn't listed, I will block you automatically. im sick of having to message people so it's not gonna happen anymore.

moving on, i have a ton of names i like to go by, pick one off my list here. nicknames are also more than welcome in my askbox/dms. i love anything royalty related but please keep all comments towards me in the masc/gnc lane.

i am HORRIBLE at tagging anything other than 'royalhoard', which is how i keep track of my favorite posts. so be warned, barely any cw's in here.

feel free to send in horny asks, I'm a vers switch and would love to hear from EVERYBODY so come on it. if ur autistic or trans or a fucked up fag that makes you even hotter PLEASE i want more of my people around this blog. (as long as you're 20+, I'm 23 and doing that with a 19-year-old doesn't feel good to me)

Kinks: praise, bullying, degradation, cnc, royalty kink, begging, blood, knifes, hypno, free use.

(never send me asks with this stuff)

watersports, scat, force feeding, vore, intox play of ANY kind.

DNI:

anyone 18 and under

all cishet individuals

people strictly attracted to only men or women (i am non-binary and do not have a specific hold on a singular gender. i am an amalgamation.)

ZIONISTS

TERFS

pro-forced birth/pro-trump/pro-biden/racists, etc

pro-shippers

sissy blogs

incest kinks

dd/lg blogs

if we're mutuals, reach out. i wanna hear from yall. you guys seem fun. 🖤

updated 4/18/26

[biteriskgirl]

dick from a girl thats trying to chew through her muzzle to get at your neck

[biteriskgirl]

you invest in a stronger metal muzzle (smart), the frustration makes for great sex but it is a little unnerving feeling the cold bars pressed against your jugular all the time and hearing her teeth going chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp

[laneboy666]

I just want to hear the wet sounds that my puppy makes every time I thrust into him and watch him go dumb from so much pleasure while I tell him that he's such a good boy for taking it so well

[ace-trainer-alice]

I quite like when I press my hands against someone's head or face to pet them and they push their head into my touch. It can be gratuitous, in a way. Ceasing to perform human posturing like taking off a mask. Like a splash of fresh water revealing your desire for more of my touch. Directly asking for it in something that translates more clearly than mere words. It's cute.

[gazeldhazel]

just got an email from Tumblr that a blog that exclusively posts stolen sex worker content does not violate any of their terms or whatever, so you're fully allowed to post literally any amount of your exposed body sans crotch. haha no it's only if it's stolen content and not your work and also you still can't be a trans woman on this site fuck you

[gazeldhazel]

most of the accounts posts do not have any mature content warning, which just makes it seem like their shitty algorithm for marking posts and blogs as mature is almost exclusively just a tranny detector at this point. so. really good site. I'm so happy to be here. yay. yay. haha. haha. ha.hah.ha.

[aeserathedreamer]

angelgirl instant loss with this one simple trick

[starlit-meadow]

[shubidubisweets]

[abjure-obsolescence]

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

[maletolion]

[devilmandevilman]

I missed you. kissing so hot and heavy. tongue gliding across an eager tongue as spit gets shared in the most charged of ways. I've never kissed someone with so much want. so much passion. so much heartache from too much time spent apart. god I missed you. hands gripping tight, fervent and fast under clothes that may as well not be there. shouldn't be there. need you need you need you. just get this shit off me so I can feel you. ripping a button from my shirt in the haste and I only find it charming. I missed you so much. can't even make it to the bed. falling on the floor in a naked heap of lust. its worse now than the early days. because now I know what yearning really is. after knowing your touch and then going so long without it, I feel out of place. out of sorts. please fix me. let me fix you too. oh fuck I missed this. my body on top. thrusting deep and hard and fast and good. so good. you feel so perfect. nails digging into the spot in my back where they belong. the moans that I'd listen to more than any song if I could. the painting of your face as you pant and groan and writhe. I can't last. fuck fuck I missed you fuck. you finish with me. too fast for our liking usually but it needed to happen. couldn't hold back after all this time apart. kissing the sweat from a glistening neck. cooing sweet whispers as you laugh lightly and softly. one more time in your ear before we go to bed. I missed you.

[patheticdogdyke]

You like older men?

take a wild guess

[patheticdogdyke]

thank gawd i have an office with a door

[patheticdogdyke]

my favorite tag on this post

[vampiricvenus]

Atp it was a mistake to allow people with terrible gender and sexuality politics and who just run with the vibes of a new term instead of actually understanding them, to learn about he/him and transmasculine lesbians because none of these imbeciles can think in any shades of gray and took it as "trans man lesbian" instead of "non-binary person who's transitioning towards masculinity and identifies as a lesbian", and also "he/him = binary man, every single time".

[vampiricvenus]

Did you bitches know "trans man" is like only one of the million possible configurations of what a transmasculine person can be? Transmasculine ≠ Binary Trans Man every single time. And also the point of being gender non-conforming is that you don't necessarily have to identify as a man in order to use he/him pronouns. You fucking idiots.

[vampiricvenus]

How it feels to curate a list of mutuals with the rarer by the day common sense skill of trying to understand the terms they're about to use before using them.

[angels1ut]

real perverts want to feel the muscles under your skin twitch as they trail kisses down your stomach and lick their way back up repeatedly, admiring the way your body reacts to their touch - how your hips buck up when you feel their hot breath hover above your pussy, how your body jerks each time they swirl their tongue around a nipple, how your legs start shaking uncontrollably when you get close… a real pervert will play your body like an instrument for their own enjoyment just as much as yours

[autogynophelia]

A frustrating thing about being aware of transmisogyny is how hard it is to convince other transfems (particularly those who are newly out) of its existence as a real form of oppression.

You'll meet a girl who got kicked out of a queer group because of a sex joke she made that landed badly, and she'll just be taking 100% of the blame and saying she deserved it, saying that she should have known her place and been meek and sexless to prove that she's not a predator.

You'll meet a girl who's afraid to go to the laser clinic, because the one time she went she overheard the laser techs arguing about who would be "burdened" with her, and from that she internalised that she *is* a burden that no one should have to deal with.

You'll meet a girl who's gone to the theoretically-inclusive sapphic meetup like ten times, even though no-one ever talks to her, and when she tries to talk to them they give a one-word response and turn away. And she just keeps going back because she thinks the problem is that she's the "new girl". Even though there have been three newer girls than her who are already in the in-group.

Some of these women are so used to marginalisation and mistreatment, that when it happens again and again they consider it the natural course of events. It's their own fault, some unique character flaw that they alone have. And they're so isolated and desperate for community that they will put up with any amount of abuse from other queers.

Sometimes it's only after seeing it happen several times to *other* transfems, and never any other kind of queer person even if they do exactly the same things, that they realise that a pattern exists, and there is a name for that pattern, and all there's a whole world of transfeminist writing for them to dive into with newly-opened eyes.

[paper-mario-wiki]

do not forget the patron saint of these weeks that we celebrate ourselves proudly and openly in the streets

her name was Marsha P Johnson, and we have her to thank for so much.

remember, the first Pride was a riot, and she was one of the brave souls who endured it to help carve the path which so many of us walk today. she helped found several activist groups regarding LGBT safety and wellbeing. and she was absolutely radiant, too.

thank you, Marsha. we remember you.

[knebellindemann]