enjoy. have 0 expectations

wishing you all a happy time

[filmphotofranz]

[heedra]

if i couldn't have any of the obvious first choice superpowers i would want my power to be the power of i can go anywhere and its not a problem. the way this power would work is that as long as im peaceful and respectful i can go anywhere and nobody will see it as weird or see me as a target for hostility. i can walk into a cool house to politely peep the decor or walk into a tall office building to politely peep the decor or walk around a city at night alone to politely peep the decor or walk into a strange facility to politely peep the decor or walk onto a plane and ride the plane to its destination and then walk around there to politely peep the decor and its fine as long as im chill. no need to make me faster or anything i can just walk at a normal pace. its good for the soul.

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[starfoozle]

….Facebook foraging groups are truly an experience sometimes.

[3000s]

i just realized the only 2 options arent "make someone angry" or "do what they want"

[3000s]

being in love is like you learn theres other reactions people have besides angry or not angry

[3000s]

love when its safe

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[an-ruraiocht]

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[mentally-ill-loser-rants]

[genderfluidsusato]

Hey, don't cry about no Ace Attorney 7. Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car tomorrow, okay?

[ryebreadgf]

me legit

[casuallightprincess]

[novanocturnalis]

what is sexier than wizards something something NOTHING first art of the year of 2026

[animentality]

[hellenhighwater]

The squirrels around here are such funky colors

Also:

MAYHEM NO

[hellenhighwater]

[hellenhighwater]

The squirrels around here really are Mayhem colors sometimes tho

[somerandomdutchfangirl]

@home-and-having-tea reminds me of you bestie <3

[cossachka-offical]

why does everything cost money

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I hear you can pour river water into your socks for free

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]