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can y'all talk about kostya and alexei? because there's some shit goin on there but i don't know what

a reliable source has told us that prince alexei and his guard were spotted outside of a bar on saturday night aruging? i wonder what brought on the quarrel. if anyone has any information on that then feel free to submit that to us. we were also told that they were spotted at the shooting range where something s t r a n g e had occurred and alexei ended up scooping him into his arms and carrying him away. 

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i hope zara hospitalizes zain. what a dick

you and me both baby doll. i can’t stand that prick.

kiss kiss, 

              kendall

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aleksandar is so thirsty

with all that weed in his system? i imagine. 

kiss kiss, 

               kendall

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ships for aleksandar, nairi, & zara?

for sweet aleksandar, i’d love to see him with leo or zara ( or both, who knows ). as far as toothless nairi goes, she should probably stick with her guard apkar ( he finds that cute, apparently? ) and then sweet zara would be stuck with my little stoner friend aleks.

kiss kiss, 

              kendall

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is there really nothing in our inbox? you should be ashamed of yourselves. come send in some rumors, lies or anything. we’re dying over here.

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@alcksandar, what’s that i smell? brownies, cakes, w e e d? everyone run to the kitchen and get one of the prince’s delicious treats. maybe it’ll push you out of your turtle shells.

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even though he's just arrived, a rumor is circling that our armenian beauty is having a fling with her royal guard. but you didn't hear it from me.

he kisses a princess who doesn’t even like to brush her teeth? i have no clue how you trust that kind of mouth, but if you like a girl who has teeth that are probably rotting out of her head, go for it.

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good god, what ever happened to royals and being w i l d? all of a sudden, this distasteful era of princes and princesses are putting us to sleep. stir up the pot, everyone! give the gossip girls a thing or two to gossip about.  here is a recap of what happened yesterday:  - the DROOL worthy guard of scotland made an appearance and graced us all with a show. what an attractive naked torso that was. be careful, your going to gain quite the fan base if you continue to walk around with certain articles of clothing. thirst can be very hard to quench.  - princess isobel was chattering on about some television show that everyone has seen at some point in their lifetime. watch criminal minds, kids. it might teach you a thing or two whenever you end up kidnapped. or not.  - the armenian princess h a t e s brushing her teeth. disgusting.  - prince zain of the uae made his first apperance and already stirred the pot. i can say that i am thankful for at least ONE of the royals around here. how’s your jaw today, zain? - trouble in paradise with the prince of russia and his royal guard. do i sense tension?  - @princess leonore: please do something e x c i t i n g! we’re waiting for you to blow your top. - everyone else is a bore, yawn.  have something interesting to share with us? drop by our inbox and spill the beans. we hardly care if it is a rumor or if it is the truth. we’re simply here to gossip. now, @the royals, get off of your lazy asses and do something wild.

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what do you think of the recent arrivals?

zain seems like an asshole, but in the g o o d way.

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i heard the reason zara hates aidan is that they slept together

this tea is just too good. i really hope this develops because i’d certainly love to see something go down between these two.

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Who are your favorite princes?

this is a hard question. but, i like zara, and leonore.

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Top five sexiest ppl

everyone’s pretty hot around here. i mean, they’re royalty for god’s sake.

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opinion on the first 5 people on the dash?

i spy with my little eye; beatriz, charlotte, kostya, leonore, and aidan. 

beatriz seems like she knows how to party, and i can’t wait to see it get her in trouble. she point blank is talking about the shots she wants to throw back because she’s bored by the political conversation. what reason are you guys here for, again? final opinion: she’s going to go to have some liver problems by the time she’s thirty. 

charlotte seems like a wilting rose and for as sad as that is, i almost want to pluck the rest of the petals, just to see what would happen. she seems sweet, but in this world, if she stays sweet and spineless, her crown will squish her like a little bug. final opinion: sweet, innocent cinnamon bun who will be eaten alive by her job. 

kostya was called a cactus or something in that idea and whoever said that wasn’t wrong. he’s prickly, not willing to set his job aside for anything, and doesn’t know what the word ‘fun’ means. final opinion: he needs a chill pill and a bottle of wine.

leonore is a swan; graceful, lovely, and a nasty little bastard with a bite that you didn’t expect would come from her. i love that about her, because she’s so unafraid to speak her mind and i have all the respect for that in people. final opinion: i want to be her best friend.

aidan seems like an asshole and i can only take so many assholes around here before they seem to run in to one another and have no distinguishable features. aidan, though, is hiding something -- i can feel it in my bones. final opinion: i can’t wait to find out more about him, because i think he’s going to be a little clock, ticking, ticking, ticking. 

kiss kiss

                     kendall

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Predicting any hook-ups so far?

part of me would like to see leonore and aidan get together. maybe aidan and nairi.

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with so many royals in one place, dirty laundry is bound to be aired out. who do you think has the most secrets?

i feel like everyone has something they don't want others to know.

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our inbox has been rather dry these past few hours. if you've got any dirt you'd like dug up, we're the place to be. xoxo, gi.

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top five people and why?

too soon to tell, love.