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a real man will hold ur hand while ur shitting. ladies. get urself a real man.
that one headmate who comes into front either to drink or eat the most asshole-ruining shit-inducing concoctions your feeble mind cannot comprehend just to leave you to pick up the pieces
this is the shit i send my little sister on discord
@pony-play can i touch you? lmk.
these fuckass canadian wildfires keep making the air smell like farty backshots and hot gooch. it smell like ass. get me out of here.
I've been thinking about Dirk attempting to play the Pocky game with Dave. Dave probably wouldn't have heard about the Pocky game, since (according to Google) it seems that only got popular in America in the late 2000s and early 2010s. As such, it's very easy for Dirk to convince Dave to just lie down and put one end of the Pocky in his mouth.
It takes a lot of time and a lot of Pocky gets wasted as Dave tries to see how quickly he can wolf down a stick while lying down, and because Dave insists that he can shoot them straight up into the air and catch them in his mouth(just give him one more try, he'll get it this time).
Eventually, Dirk finally manages to get Dave to just hold the stick still. He tells Dave that the competition is to see who can eat it the fastest, and that it'll start when Dirk says so. Dave is locked in. He is going to win this. He is so focused on getting ready to chow down on that little biscuit stick that he doesn't even notice that Dirk isn't holding one of his own.
Dave is completely blindsided when Dirk leans in to start eating off of the other end of Dave's stick, and as a result Dave ends up losing, miserably.
Hmmm. Dirk subtly force feeding Dave.
Dave is visibly underweight, not by any diet or because he particularly wants to be, but because he's hyperactive and fidgety (always burning a shit ton of calories), and because food hoarding is a difficult compulsion to kick after a lifetime of food insecurity. Dirk wouldn't mind that, but Dave is always complaining about how he's cold, and Dirk sometimes has to slow down for Dave when Dave gets dizzy, and sometimes when Dave is shirtless his skin looks translucent and grey from how undernourished he is. It makes Dirk feel awful, especially since he can see the easy solution here. He's not sure if Dave would accept his help if asked, so Dirk decides to go with the philosophy of it being better to ask for forgiveness than permission.
Dirk would always invite Dave over for protein shakes after Dirk works out anyway, so he figures that would be an easy place to start. Dirk spends so much time and effort and money finding a bulking powder that tastes good and works well (he has a bulking powder of his own, but it's just the cheapest one he could get his hands on and he wouldn't make Dave drink something that tastes like artificially sweetened cardboard). He spends even more time and effort every time he makes the shakes, since now he makes them separately (which he claims is just because his blender's motor has started acting up and can't take the strain of making two huge, thick smoothies at once). He makes his own how he usually would, then he makes Dave's off of the same general formula that Dirk uses when he is bulking. Frozen banana instead of ice+banana, bulking powder instead of protein powder, whole milk instead of skim, and an extra spoon of peanut butter. They look pretty similar in texture and color, and any time Dave thinks to comment on how Dirk's has visible ice chunks and looks runnier, Dirk just shrugs and says he wanted to give Dave the one that came out better. Dirk starts working out 6 days a week instead of 5 so that he can invite Dave over one more day each week and make sure that Dave eats that much more. Dave never turns it down, free food is free food, and Dirk's shakes do taste better than any sort of prepackaged protein shake Dave has tried.
It works. Dave does gain a bit of weight. He finally gets into the healthy weight range. Dirk learns about that because one time that Dirk was hanging out Dave, Dave gave him the news that he weighed himself and he was at a healthy weight. Dave is genuinely ecstatic about that, since he hadn't been at a "healthy" weight since infancy. Dirk sees no issue in letting Dave think that that was his own doing, after all boosting Dave's confidence in his ability to get to and maintain a healthy weight is important for this to work long-term. Dave plateaus though; he hits a point where just the shake substitution isn't enough for him to keep gaining weight. And technically, Dirk could stop with that. Dave is in the healthy range, albeit barely. His cheeks don't look so sunken in, he seems a lot happier and his energy seems genuine and positive, not just nervous energy and tension. But Dave still sometimes complains about being cold in circumstances where he really shouldn't be cold, and Dave's skin still looks grey occasionally even though he's looking a lot better overall. Dirk thinks that Dave would be better off gaining a few more pounds.
The next time that Dave's stomach growls while Dirk and him are out and about, Dirk doesn't give him the granola bar he usually gives Dave when Dave gets hungry and hadn't brought food. Dirk has a meal replacement bar that he slides into Dave's hand instead. That's 400 calories instead of just 100. Dirk is prepared to say that that's just what he had on hand, but Dave doesn't even seem to realize it's a meal replacement bar instead of a protein bar before he tears open the wrapper and shoves half of it in his face. Dirk relaxes just a little. He makes sure he has those on him all the time, and when he's given Dave basically every flavor that brand has, he makes sure he always carries Dave's favorite flavor.
Dave gains a little more, until he's in the upper end of a healthy weight. He looks better. He looks happier. He doesn't complain about being cold when he wears a t-shirt in 70 degree weather. He goes out with friends more often instead of just texting them from his apartment. He playfully tussles with Dirk a lot more. Dirk doesn't feel scared of breaking Dave's bones when they rough house anymore. He didn't even realize that fear was due to Dave's weight until the fear was gone. Dirk still wants to fix Dave's food hoarding compulsion, but for right now, he feels happy too.
You know what they say. Brothers who cut together stay together
u bitches cant touch me. go back to ur coomcave. u will never be me!!!!
yall try too hard to be funny. all it is with you people is "fat foid fat fat foid blackie" like come up with some new material nigga. i know im fat and black. what other astute observations can be made with your two eyes.
I wish we were drowning young and confused Striders in even more mommy issues by making them cuddle topless relatives in such a way that they end up breathing milk but this is almost as lovely
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
Alphacest where they share a bed all the way from when Dirk is a little kid up until Dirk is.... Definitely way too old to be sharing a bed with anyone other than a romantic partner. It's never something that gets mentioned; Dave thinks about it a lot though. Every time he comes back from a business trip he tells himself that this'll be the time that Dirk finally decides to sleep in his own bed. Yeah, Dave could tell Dirk to sleep in his own bed, but with how often Dave is out of the house it feels a little cruel to deprive Dirk of that, since it's clear it makes him happy. Dave's thoughts about Dirk choosing his own bed start as hopeful when Dirk is young, hoping that Dirk will stop being so clingy and act more like a normal kid. As Dirk gets even older though, Dave worries that Dirk will finally realize how weird it is and start sleeping in his own bed. Dirk absolutely realizes, he realized at some point when he was a teenager. But he didn't get kicked out, and Dave still isn't kicking him out, so Dirk will not be saying anything, even when he gets to be in his 20s. When Dave is home from his business trips, Dirk slides into his bed like there's nowhere else in the apartment where it would make more sense for him to sleep.
why do people block me (remembers I’m combination rape fetishist and cringe fandom blogger) why do people not forgive me
DirkDave where Dave is incredibly sexually traumatized but still lets Dirk take his first (consensual) time.
Dave hasn't said anything about being sexually abused by Bro, but it's just... Kind of obvious. Dirk thought it was a problem with him at first, with how much Dave would tense and recoil when Dirk touched him without warning or passed closely behind him, with how that tension and fear would stick around long after any contact was ended. But Dirk watches Dave so much that eventually he notices that everyone gets that response out of Dave, most of them are just used to Dave being a little bit neurotic and twitchy so they already know not to surprise him by getting close. And frankly, even if Dirk had somehow not managed to connect the dots that Dave was showing signs of abuse beyond just the physical abuse he's talked about, Rose does tend to drop some really heavy handed hints every time she talks with Dirk. He would have to be an idiot not to notice that something had happened.
Dirk won't make Dave say anything about it; Dirk will spare Dave the shame of that all and won't bother asking if Dave needs him to be especially cautious. Dirk will just default to being as careful as possible. Off of everything Dave had told Dirk about Bro, Dirk starts making predictions about what the abuse was like, so that Dirk has some semblance of an idea of what to avoid. Chances are that Bro wasn't particular about having sex in bed, so Dirk will make sure they're both nice and cozy in bed before it happens. Chances are that Bro never would have taken his shades off during sex, so Dirk will make that sacrifice and put them on the nightstand so that Dave can see Dirk's eyes rather than his own reflection. Chances are that Bro wouldn't give Dave enough prep and wouldn't give Dave time to brace himself, so Dirk will make sure that Dave is as ready for it as somebody possibly could be.
In the moment, I think Dave would freak out; even with everything Dirk has been doing right, it's still so engrained in Dave's mind that being under someone means that pain and violation are coming. Dirk lies naked on top of Dave's naked body for a solid ten minutes without sliding in, just waiting for Dave to stop trembling and for his breathing to even out and for his body to hopefully realize that this is different. Even with how obviously distressed Dave is, he doesn't tell Dirk to get off of him, he doesn't try to push Dirk off, he doesn't beg Dirk to stop, nothing that Dirk was afraid of happens. Dave just lets himself be cuddled until that instinctive panic burns out and he feels safe enough (not relaxed, but safe) to tell Dirk that he can go ahead and start. Dirk hopes that over time Dave's body will learn that it doesn't need to be afraid when sex is brought up.
"this edible aint shit"