bulllllshiiiiiit

[roycephuspulsipher]

just learned for chainsaw man season 2 they are fully animating the eye patch lesbian and all her trans femme girlfriends maybe thete is a god

[roycephuspulsipher]

sorry for bad quality picture my phone is old but this i d a picture of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[roycephuspulsipher]

Tim Burton: Ahhh so the Penguin is a weird little monster freak guy

DC Consultant: Uhhh no, he’s just a regular mobster. He’s only called that because he’s short and fat and wears a lot of tuxedos.

Burton: mmmmm freak guy

[roycephuspulsipher]

get kirk until you get kirked

[roycephuspulsipher]

if this tumblr post receives fifty thousand likes i will get a mouse P. I. tattoo because it is a very good game.

[roycephuspulsipher]

woman who gets botox solely to make her better at lying

[roycephuspulsipher]

i want actual cause to duel someone so fucking bad. fight me or your name means bitch.

[roycephuspulsipher]

i want everything i post to get one hundred million fucking billion likes. fuck you guys come one

[roycephuspulsipher]

dude if i had violent searing laser vision i would be so trustworthy

[roycephuspulsipher]

some of you bitches only talk about halloween like you know everything in the universe

[roycephuspulsipher]

[roycephuspulsipher]

i hurt (transitive verb)

i hurt (intransitive verb)

[mushinoonna-deactivated20210208]

fuck it kfc in the basement

[powerburial]

colonel amontillado: You have just got to try my limited Cajun-style fried chicken. I have a bucket down here just for you

[roycephuspulsipher]

i think the fact nobody cares what you do is pretty great. everybody is concerned with what everybody else thinks of them. i promise you nobody is going to laugh at your outfit because everybody else is just as concerned what people think of their own outfit. people aren’t talking to you because you aren’t talking to anyone. nobody secretly hates you. ever. social anxiety blows but once you realize everybody has it it gets easier. if you feign confidence for long enough it stops being fake. confidence isn’t real.

[roycephuspulsipher]

Thank you for coming in today. I can only say this one way and it’s bluntly. Thete have been several cases of you being extremely inappropriate around the office. Unfortunately we will be transforming you into one million spiders.

[woman-becomer]

tummy is like a third boob and deserves just as much love I think

[roycephuspulsipher]

i find these revelations #most #onerous