Roystealer.Tumblr.com

@roystealer

30/Agender/Bi They/She Dad pun enthusiast, fave things change all the time- currently Critical Role, Hades, BG3, and Dragon Age mixed with other fandoms and things that make me laugh. I am SFW 99.9% of the time, but if somehow something NSFW gets past tumblr radar and I like it, it will be tagged as such.

50.3K posts

Posts

jennravenna-deactivated20210316

my girl crush, Cassandra Pentaghast

ducksarebloodthirstylittlebeasts

I mean that about sums it up

official-linguistics-post

official linguistics post

agirlwithachakram

iwtv is great because sam reid was like “ever since I was a little boy I dreamed of being lestat” and eric bogosian was like “the most erotic experience of my life was watching a dracula play and I want someone to bite my neck” and assad zaman was like “i think I should get to have a threesome with both daniels” and no one stopped them and jacob anderson didn't say any of that but he did deliver a performance too good for the emmys

deluxeloy

Human: Deal.

Fey: Very well. When you return home tonight, your mother will be in pristine health again. It will be like she never fell ill at all. Even the memory of her suffering will fade…

Human: Thank you so much. She means everything to me.

Fey: I know, I know. Let’s hope the price wasn’t too much for you after all… Only time will tell.

Human: So, when do we start?

Fey: …If I may ask you to elaborate?

Human: You said you wanted my firstborn.

Fey: Yes? And you agreed?

Human: Yeah, so, when do we start?

Fey:

Fey, blushing: Ah.

hayleyolivia

So good. It deserved some art. 😊

neenarchive

infinite changeling glitch

assassin-in-a-hoodie2015

When people ask me, “why do you love Mollymauk Tealeaf so much?”

The short answer is, “Because he made me laugh.”

But the long answer?

He inspired joy. He always was ready to save someone, ready to put others needs before his own. Every soul that he met, he met with kindness, welcome, and love. He never thought about how a relationship or a friendship was to bring himself an advantage but a possible friend. Molly didn’t apologize for what nor who he was, and knew his own worth. Molly left every place better than how he found it.

#all of this and more #mollymauk #critical role #for me there was added gender euphoria #like… he was everything I aspire to #to live my authentic self always being unafriad to explore my identity #i love him

0ddoblivion

Decided to paint outside in a storm to see what would happen.

0ddoblivion

I gave her flowers so maybe she won’t haunt me.

firefox-official

hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

junk-thunder

"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members

virtualgirladvance

"would the angels consider us bestiality" Follow-up thread created and instantly closed with the forum going into lockdown temporally

deadrlngers

Armand + looks through season 2 for @aarmand

ruinedchildhood

justpinmeagainstawall

aropride

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

patricia-taxxon

ive found that partially treated mental illness can sometimes look to uninvolved onlookers like faked mental illness.

patricia-taxxon

"someone who really has pOCD would be disgusted and horrified at their intrusive thoughts" or maybe i'm in therapy & am going by the books, being radically ambivalent to my intrusive thoughts instead of wasting energy mentally washing my paws of sin. i'm not going to perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed.

elamimax

"I won't perform my rock bottom for you for the sake of being believed" is going straight into my permanent storage holy shit

eargoat

hazey-magnolia

I DONT WANT TO LEAVE THE SOUTH!!!! THIS IS MY HOME!!!

I want things to get better here instead of having to leave it behind to be safe!! I literally live in North Carolina i KNOW about the bathroom bills, i KNOW i PROMISE YOU.

Queer people who look down on the south and refuse to acknowledge that there are queer people here infuriate me. The south is not just Bigotry World tm! There are poc here!! There are trans people here! There are queer people and disabled people and tons of other people who deserve your love and support!

Don’t forget about us please.