i own 2 copies of surfs up 2: wavemania on dvd

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[pokemonheartgold]

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axel - he/it - 26 - white - tme

personal blog, interests and tags under the cut. minors dni

blog runs on queue (27 posts a day)

Interests rn:

-Pokemon, esp the TCG (I play this competitively irl and talk about this sometimes)

-Mantises/Inverts (I keep mantises and also talk about them lol)

-Tron

-Deltarune

-Ultrakill

-Wrestling (mainly AEW)

-Transformers

-Bonus other things sometimes in my personal posts (i am a cyberneticist so sometimes i have opinions about things to do with that)

general tw for blood. sorry the ultrakill and wrestling will do that

not commonly nsfw but i am horny sometimes unfortch

other minor interests also tagged

Pokemon Regional results (wins/losses/ties):

Birmingham 2025 - 3/4/1 (Ancient Box/Roaring Moon) EUIC (European Internationals) 2025 - 2/5/2 (Dragapult/Dusknoir) Lille 2025 - 0/4/4 (Grimmsnarl/Froslass) Birmingham 2026 - 4/4/0 (Grimmsnarl/Froslass) EUIC 2026 - 4/4/0 (Grimmsnarl/Froslass)

2026-2027 season regional plans:

October 31st - November 1st 2026 - Gdansk, Poland November 28th - November 29th 2026 - Stuttgart, Germany January 30th - January 31st 2027 - Birmingham, UK February 19th - February 21st 2027 - EUIC, London, UK

[moldavite]

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

[tgirl-thucydides]

[crabussy]

Why do kiwis have such massive fucking eggs “it’s because they are related to ostriches and-“ yeah ok but like why didn’t they evolve smaller eggs if I was in charge I would do that shit pronto. Thoughts?

their big eggs are actually that size for a similar reason to human babies having massive heads!! being bigger at birth can be important.

kiwi are trying SO HARD to become mammals. fur-like feathers, whisker-like feathers, little beady eyes, nocturnal, great sense of smell.... that's basically a mammal!! they're well suited for life on the forest floor.

their big eggs work alongside these adaptations to give them a leg up in the bird world. their young hatch already feathered! they're precocial, which means they're born with the ability to open their eyes and move around. like foals.

big egg = more powerful offspring from the get-go. babies don't need to spend precious time vulnerable while they develop on the ground when they've already done all that in the egg!

(unfortunately, with the introduction of mammals to aotearoa, these adaptations are a little less useful...)

[nothingimportantanywhere]

Important addition: baby kiwi come out of the egg looking like they've come out of a shower with a hangover

[assortedinsanities]

They look like one of the downsides of emerging from an egg fully formed is how aware you are off just having come out on egg. First minute alive, already dealing with some fucking experience.

[ifeelsickening]

Reposting this coz i saw it in my camera roll again this is by far one of the funniest interactions ive come across on ao3

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[dizzyghoast]

every so often i remember how awesome the modern interconnected multicultural world is. i grew up getting to hear fairy tales from all over the world. africa, asia, europe, america. everywhere in between. i can have bagels for breakfast, curry for lunch, and ramen for dinner without even leaving the city limits. music and art and philosophy and technology that originated thousands of miles and years apart from eachother have come together and interwoven into something greater than the sum of its parts. its hard not fall into despair when thinking about the horrors but god. god the wonders.

[boo-pin]

FATHER OF THE YEAR REAPPEARS ↳ AEW COLLISION (AUG. 15, 2026)

[probablily]

put me in ur discord server so i can feel bad about never talking in there

[theowlburrow]

Staraptor 🦅

[micromontage]

that one friend who's too ( )

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cutout in wall for you to stick your head through and take photos of with at an amusement park

[unfortunatelymerlin]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

[literally-irreverent]

"#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion" yeah Uther Pendragon, noted athiest. Entirely agnostic court. It's crazy that there's no belief system backing anything up. Like, we're going to get by on vague prophecies but also prophecies are magic which is evil. Divine right of kings but no divinity. Mirrors and mirrors but no windows.

[violentfille]

tags by @thanatologist

[mjfass]

[commodorez]

Way to go, tumblr. Just 10 out of fucking 10.

[wiremotherworshipper-deactivate]

"i just don't like masculine women" literally i'm so sorry for you loss. i hope you get well soon

[dogpuppy]

[thegenderdruid]

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess