RP&TheUniverse

Writer. Artist. Video Gamer. Repressed Nerd™. I tag nsfw things as such. About/F.A.Q./Me are under more btw. He/Him/His

[valtsv]

my esteemed rival,

[valtsv]

my beloved nemesis,

[valtsv]

dearly detested,

[shittymoviedetails]

In Disney’s The Little Mermaid (1989) Kermit, Mickey, Donald, and Goofy can be seen; They died later that night because they can’t fucking breath underwater

[valtsv]

*levitating 6 inches off the ground* mom told me to tell you that dinner’s ready

[that-rooster]

*turning my head around 180°* what’d she make

[normal-guy-posts]

Heath Ledger's performance as "the Joker"... you may not understand this, but in many ways it was a "metaphor" for society as a whole.

[pissvortex]

[n64s]

Oblivion NPC Dialogue.avi

[b-noons]

Quest added

[indecorum1989]

[ramifico-deactivated20180226]

early 2000′s self-care

[charizord]

me cleaning my hole

[homolust]

How do I remove my prostate like that?

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

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[shinymegacrobat]

Im about to block every single person on this website

[dankmemeuniversity]

[supersexybisexual]

My favorite type of characters are “they’re not dumb but they are a dumbass”

[iamnmbr3]

Characters with enough intellect and common sense to clearly and easily grasp that something is a Bad Idea, but with enough chaotic dumbass energy to decide they gotta just go ahead with it anyway are on point.

[m0dern-idiot]

[wormlin]

Spencer is the perfect example. He dropped out of law school, yeah, but he still got the fuck in.

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

And he retained enough to win a case against corporate lawyers after only being in law school for 3 days.

He also bought an ostrich on the request of a magic 8 ball.

[icedragon19]

Intelligence vs wisdom

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justbadpuns]

I have no words

[minigenos]

[vulpesaureus]

[minigenos]

Bless your soul for making that

[animatedtext]

[real-retail-stories]

[impaled]

Dark Disney channel

Life Without Derek

[pucikat-deactivated20200924]

Phil Of The Past

[frawgs]

that was raven

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Zach and Cody are dead and it’s awful

[woolay]

Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot

[wowzanator]

[ipodtouch]

[the-memedaddy]