rpasylums

Welcome to the new rpscene. I bet you guys missed us seeing as rp is completely filled with all of these wannabe annoying stupid bitches who think that they're tough shit. It's about time to we put them in their rightful place as the peasants that they are.

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Annabelle Kayden

you’re a rachet bitch who needs to shoot themselves. you might as well delete your cover photo because nobody can fucking see what it is and it’s pretty much worthless unless they click on it and that is a lot of effort but i did so and no, nobody will give you a reason to live because everybody wants your crusty, bunion looking ass dead. “It would be cool having a Pickle family lmaooooo” no it wouldn’t be cool, it would be hell, a monstrosity. Have you lost every single brain cell you fucking have? you think you’re hilarious when really you are just stupid as fuck and you belong back in kindergarten. you made a status saying that everybody kisses Sidney’s ass, when you do the same fucking thing?? aint nobody like your ass. “These girls is why I no longer cut and why I have not tried to kill my self. Them and my rl best friend is why my depression got a lot better this past year. I love them so much” girl, nobody gives a flying squirrels turd nuggets if thats what saved you, you should continue cutting, and then kill yourself, and those little girls too. If i was you, I would depressed too, I mean look at you, you’re a sorry excuse for a human being. If you think you are a princess, you are sorely mistaken because you aren’t even good enough to be a peasant, you're below a peasant.

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Austin Ducati

LMFAO I ditch you at least 30 times a day; mostly because I get hella bored with people easily so you’ve basically got to be me, Kade, or Brynlee in order to hold my attention for more than 10 minutes. But, we both know that you could never be as good as I am. From the shit I see on your page, everyone is all on you like you’re the goddamn President just because you’re a guy. Your last name is almost as ridiculous as all those cunts on your page and it looks like you’re the generic brand of the water bottle Dasani family. Your cover photo is blurry as fuck and nobody wants to squint into Asian-Mode just to see the shit that’s written on it. Not to mention, you can’t even see the full thing so it’s utterly pointless to have the stupid shit up. I don’t know you very well but if you fuck in the slightest with this “friendship”, I will push you off the tip top of the Golden Gate bridge without a parachute and laugh as you fall down and become an Austin Pancake. I’m being too fucking real right now but when you showed me a pic of you the first thing that came to mind was Salman Sayed LMFAOOOO I’M FUCKING DONE.

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macy riva

Apparently you’ve been waiting for my royal bash so here you go. You’re constantly clogging up my new feed with your irrelevant shit and it’s annoying beyond belief. Not one person commented on your “comment ur twitters” status….Oh, that’s hella awks lmfao. Aren’t you the slightest embarrassed that nobody even gives a shit enough to put down a twitter name for you? If nobody gives a shit what you have to say then don't say anything and if you feel the urge, you could always run yourself a nice bath of sulfuric acid and jump right in. Were you thrown down a flight of metal stairs as a baby so many times that you don’t realize that your cover makes your entire page looks like complete and utter shit? In order to have a squad, you have to have friends and seeing as there's absolutely no fuckass on your page, I doubt you even know what it feels like to have a friend; let alone a squad. You latest status says "noob" and I hope you realize that that dumbass word couldn't be an insult if you said it to the most unknown person on this planet. The way you spell Macy makes me think that you're stupid as fuck and were dropped on your head from 30 feet up. But on the bright side, your last name isn’t overused like the rest of these STD sounding families.

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Kira Kavzer

Every .5 fucking seconds, I see the name "Kavzer". Your entire family of fucked up misfit toys are going to turn out exactly like the Breezy family did. You're off to a damn good start already. I can't find your page so clearly you're not even important enough to show up in the search.

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me c: Potatoo Ok a potatoo fell around my rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom ok

….what the fuck is wrong with you. were you born on a highway? because that’s where most accidents happen. I want to skin you alive and pour acid and hand santizer all over your skinless body.

i just lost every brain cell I had

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Daulton Sweatshirt

I want to tie a sweatshirt around your neck and hang you with it because what in the actual fuck is up with your last name? you need to be set on fire for the whole world to watch because of how fucking idiotic you are. you legit have basically nothing on your profile. how in the fuck are you still alive? I’m going to need you to deactivate your profile immediately because you are a worthless piece of goat shit and you need to go. I will happily draw you a colorful map to the button in case your mentally retarded ass needs helps along the way.

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Valerie Suarez(Princeton)

I couldn’t give one fuck, two fucks, red fucks, or blue fucks whether or not you’re a Princeton. You could have built Princeton University and I still wouldn’t give a damn. Ok your page won’t even load so I’ll take it as a sign from Satan that you’re not even worth my time. What do you know? Your cover photo is actually accurate af. You will never be good enough for a royal bash from me. Take your taco ass out of my inbox back over the border.

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Danny morova is back and starting shit bash heeerrrr

LMFAO it’s fucking amusing how you come back after over a year and think that you’re the baddest of the bad but starting shit with everyone you lay your nasty ass site on makes you look a goddamn idiot. I called you out on how coming back. Don’t make an indirect about me kissing ass when you’ve got your entire head shoved up Cassidy’s. You wrote a status about Kayley Twist coming back and putting people back in their place but you’re the one who needs to be put back into theirs seeing as you’re in a fucking delusion that you actually mean something on here. You didn’t mean shit before so let’s get that one thing sorted out and over with. That means that you don’t mean shit now. The only reason SOME (a very select few) even knew who the hell you were is because you were friends with me and EVERYONE knew and probably still knows who I am. LMFAO the only shit that you always were is the shit that comes out of everyone’s ass. Even the noobs of the site are more popular than you could ever possibly dream to be. You can’t wait for your bff to come back and put us in our place because you’re too fucking pussy to do it your goddamn self. You can’t even tag people in fucking statuses so keep your fucking mouth shut about shit that you don’t know and your brain is probably too small to comprehend. Is there a status that you’ve written that HASN’T been indirect af??? LMFAOOOOOO so you want to start a bash site but your bashing is probably almost as much shit as you are. And you say that it’ll be the most talked about? Yea maybe because it’ll be the worst bash site to ever exist. Choose your fucking battles wisely because starting with with all the people who will put you into the shit hole where you belong probably isn’t the best idea. You came back to rp like “if I’m going to be on rp then I’m going to start shit” and just that sentence makes you look like an attention seeking whore. They probably have counseling for that kind of shit. Now, who the fuck is Danny Morova again?

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baby don't stunt the hoes!! once the bash king always the bash king ;)

Fuck yes

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Jake Kingsley

the guy in your picture looks like he is on crack and he needs go. All of your status’ make me want to slit your throat, let the blood flow into a cup and then make you drink it. honestly, nobody gives a single flying fuck about how done you are with american horror story k? if people wanted to know what was happening in the tv show they would just watch the fucking show, I mean honestly. shut the hell up about it before I shove a sock down your throat and choke you. you can join Nicholas Keyes when I set him on fire and make s’mores because cleary you are equally as retarded and blind as he is. Let me inform you of a little secret, this is not twitter, this is facebook, you do realize that right? so, you do not need to post every 2 seconds about ahs because i can assure you that aint nobody giving a damn. you could probably kill yourself and you wouldn’t be missed, hey, people may not even notice that you’re dead. you are a disgrace to the human race because you are so desperate for attention. you’re hella jealous of people who are happy in a relationship and you hate on them? honestly, it’s not their fault that they can find somebody who loves them and you can’t. I mean look at you, you’re a sorry excuse for a human being and you need to go somewhere.

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Erin Ok

When I typed your name into the search, I was terrified that my entire laptop would blow up on itself because of just how horrid your entire name is. I hope that revoltingly hideous last name stands for “Ok I’m going to jump off of Mount Everest now into a sea of sulfuric acid.” The rest of your statuses are annoying as fucking hell and a bundle of sad shit nobody could give 1/8th of a damn about. If you’re “done” then be done and stop posting a shit ton of depressing ass statuses for some attention nobody is going to ever give you. Your cover photo looks like a 2 year old put the filter on it and I think I’m in love with the idea of you jumping into some acid. Your default alone would make anybody want to bash their heads on their keyboards so they wouldn’t be forced to see such a thing. As if rping that annoying whiny ass 12 year old looking bitch wasn’t bad enough, the default is almost worse than having a high pass would be. Learn how to fucking edit or at least how to pick out a decent dp. You haven’t been on in 3 days and hopefully you don’t get on ever again. Okay, Ok?

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Ariel (no last name)

well the only Ariel’s I found were ones with a last name so you must be pretty irrelevant.

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Nicholas Keyes

ah, the guy who thinks he is so high and mighty. well, listen here you little shit, you are nothing. you mean nothing and I don’t get why people like you? you aren’t funny, you try to be, but you fail miserably. my unborn children are more funny than you, to be honest. you post stupid, irrelevant status’ every .5 seconds like it’s twitter. well, guess what? it’s not fucking twitter, so shut your mouth you cum guzzling twat. you said you were leaving 2 days ago but yet….you’re still here? do you need help finding the delete button? because, it appears to me that you are having a bit of trouble. I’ve never liked you because you think you are all that and a bag of chips in reality you aren’t even good enough to be a speck of dust. your mother hates you and you're adopted. I want set you on fire and roast marshmallows on you, and make some s’mores. sound like a plan? k, perf.

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Gabriela Keyes

Bitch, you don’t even exist?? Don’t waste my precious time on your non existent ass, thank you.

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Rafaela Paganini

k can you please explain to me what in the holy ball sacks I am looking at? there is 2 things wrong with your picture; 1. Ariana Grande is nasty and I take shits that are prettier than her. 2. it’s highpass, you seem to be stuck back in 2k12, newsflash, it’s 2k14. change that disgrace before I pour battery acid in your nostrils. OH, well, would you look at that, your page is private. may I ask you a question? why would you send your name in here if your shit is blocked? are you mentally retarded? I honestly think you might be. your last name is utterly atrocious and I can’t even describe how angry it makes me. I honestly want you to jump in front of a moving car.

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Lexi cappo

Despite what your pea sized brain might think, sending in the names of old Royalbashers doesn’t mean shit to me. The family is over and most of their “I’m too good for this” stuck up asses don’t even get on anymore. Not that I mind though; a fair majority of them made me want to throw them down a flight a metal spiral stairs